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  1. Welcome back sir. Your rentals are waiting outside. Next visit you’ll be eligible to upgrade to our premier class.

    1. ……. and you’re all set on the schedule to swap your ” Trailer Park Pak” for ” Taco Tuesday” and “Thursdays it’s Thai” and finish with ” Double mint Bubblegum” before your return flight.

  2. Just as he’d promised, Clem laid out the sacrificial virgin on the Texas road in summer.

  3. For $50 she said that she’d make my fantasy come true, but she still hasn’t crawled under the car and changed my oil. Fricking rip off.

  4. Although some lesser landscapers are content with planting a herd of flaming flamingos or a platoon of sword-fighting gnomes, Steve kept on the ‘good’ side of the HOA by poking one of the neighborhood OnlyFans bimbos in the ‘turf’!
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    After the explosive release of the Camero T-tops, the eager crowd awaited the secondary detonation of her ‘wazongos’ restraining device!
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    Nearing completion of his ark, notorious horn-dog Noah turned to the arduous task of ‘interviewing’ a long line of bimbos for the position of Positive Displacement!

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