I’m not quite sure that this is a genuine ad — but then again, as a lifelong non-smoker how would I know? But here’s the REAL (ahem) news:
...which makes me wonder: are elephants at risk today?
In a Religion Of Peace update:
...too bad the lesbos weren’t packing heat, so to speak. I don’t approve of Muzzie assholes getting all aggro, but I do approve of their would-be victims shooting them all dead.
Still in Muzzieland:
...and I think the TurkGov should immediately ban cooking gas in all restaurants.
#GunControlArgument
In Education News:
...the old “low-hanging fruit” approach to molesting.
...and will be mocked for the rest of his time in jail by the other bad guys.
From the Dept. of Health & Wokery:
…
And speaking of wokery:
...for the benefit of my Murkin Readers, I should point out that NatWest is a fucking bank.
In U.S. Election News:
...and for the benefit of my Furrin Readers. I should point out that in this instance, “Coons” is a politician and not an ethnic group. Glad we got that straightened out.
Now let’s swim in the link-free waters of 
...okay, I may have misread the headline for this one. [/Old Fart Excuse]
And as we sidle down 
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...cant’s understand all the fuss; it’s not like Susan Sarandon’s little girl has never shown off said appendages before:
…and here’s the oh-so-offensive wedding dress:
I think it’s quite pretty.
And that’s all the news fit to hang out.
On the one hand, Brandon staying put is Trump’s best shot. 72% of Americans now believe Brandon is too old. To a lesser extent, Trump is tainted by the same stigma. Any Dem not pushing 80 gives them an automatic leg up that Brandon can never achieve.
On the other hand: John Fetterman.
On the other other hand, we’ve never projected such epic feebleness and impotence. Jimmah is King Saul & Ronaldus Magnus by comparison. If the fit hits the shan between now and inauguration day, we are well and truly fucked – and it’ll happen hard & fast. If Putin decides enough is enough with the billions we keep pouring into Ukraine & lobs a nuke, Brandon’s advisors will have 7 minutes to talk a vegetable into doing something useful. If Kim Jong Whackjob does the same thing because he’s Kim Jong Whackjob, they’ll have about half that time. The full weight of those cataclysmic decisions now fall to a dementia patient who can barely organize or express a single coherent thought.
We’re in the best of hands.
Could you imagine Brandon trying to handle something along the lines of the Cuban Missel Crisis? I guess Kennedy barely got any sleep over those few days and still had a huge challenge on his hands. I bet Pedo Joe’s handlers would just circumvent him and just shove paperwork in front of him for his signature. Then if crap went down, Pedo Joe would just get the blame while some faceless bureaucrats would just update their resumes for new jobs in another administration.
Kim, on the subject of ‘coon,’ if you lived on the right (correct) side of the Sabine River you would be a ‘Coon-ass,’ as we Cajuns call ourselves. Once an Anglo pejorative, we adopted it and made it our own.
A belated Happy Independence Day!
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I wouldn’t either.