…and you know the rest.
I have to tell y’all, I am generally not a fearful man. That’s not a boast, that’s a summary of my reaction to several (very) scary incidents that have tested me over my six-score years or so of adult life.
That said, if you told me that my next dare was to throw a water balloon at Danny Trejo, I’d back away whimpering and head to the bar.
I don’t care if he’s 80 years old. I wouldn’t care if the lion you wanted me to tease with a stick was that old in lion-years, or assured me that the black mamba I’d have to kiss had been de-fanged.
Ain’t no way. NFW. Not Danny Trejo, no water bomb.
Yet some pendejo did just that and gave Trejo the goods.
And was surprised when ol’ man Danny laid a big can of whup-ass on him.
I knew you were an old phart, but 120 years old?? I’m throwing a BS flag!
Did Kim mix up “scores” and “decades”?
more punks need to be smacked around for their bad actions. It’s uncivilized but that is the only way for some people to learn. Are you listening Iran, NorKo, ChiComs, Putin etc?
For those who werent paying attention in the 70s, Kent state and a couple of lesser shootings resulting from protests over Kent State ended college rioting.
Smacking punks always works.
I wouldn’t have to live to 120 to know better than to mess with Danny Trejo.
Damn, Kim: Both you and Joe having problems with numbers./s
I was feeling sick when I wrote it.
AND I was once a statistician, Waddya expect?
When I read the story about Trejo I laughed my butt off. Who in hell who be stupid enough ? A real life bad guy who did a stretch in San Quentin, boxer and generally “not my first rodeo” guy. Plus the Hispanic community in LA loves him. Lucky the bottle thrower didn’t get killed right there.
Can’t say I blame the man. I don’t get why people want to eff with celebrities who are minding their own business.
In the movie “Machette”, Trejo sliced a dood’s abdomen open, reached in and pulled his entrails out and used them to repel out of a hospital window. LOL Craziest shit I ever saw….