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  1. A vexxing mug is no consolation for a dingbat brain in the long run.

    From the movie Shenandoah, 1965 (James Stewart):

    Charlie Anderson: Do you like her?
    Lt. Sam: Well, I just said I…
    Charlie Anderson: No, no. You just said you loved her. There’s some difference between lovin’ and likin’. When I married Jennie’s mother, I-I didn’t love her – I liked her… I liked her a lot. I liked Martha for at least three years after we were married and then one day it just dawned on me I loved her. I still do… still do. You see, Sam, when you love a woman without likin’ her, the night can be long and cold, and contempt comes up with the sun.

  2. First possibility: She divorced him.

    Second possibility: Rule 8 of 10 for a simpler life, No matter how hot she is, some guy is sick of her shit.

  3. Like my father, Mr. Gizzip, once said, “No matter how pretty she is there’s some guy somewhere who’s had enough of her shit.”

  4. Beaten to it.

    Somewhere, someone figured out that particular juice wasn’t worth the squeezing required.

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