As Longtime Readers know, I am generally not in favor of “verbing” — turning a noun into a verb. I do like using existing words or terms appropriately to create a fresh description of something altogether different.
Here’s a good example from Combat Controller:
I like it.
Nobody said it has to be over the ocean…
Don’t forget, in the absence of a chopper you can bounce them off a wall, as long as the wall is solid concrete.
You’re almost there.
I prefer a large round concrete pad with a nice red cross painted to the ninety degree quadrants.
Hits on the intersection make it easier to measure the splat radius commie to commie.
I call dibs on tossing prickster when the time comes. đ
Gotta have the chopper, it’s traditional.
…and we’re all about tradition on this website.
Need to paint scoring rings on the pad, too. Which helicopter crews can get the most bullseyes?
With apologies to Sgt. Bradley Sadler:
“Dropping Commies from the sky!
Leftist turds go *SPLAT!* and die!
Chopper flights all night and day,
Cleaning house like Pinochet!”
+++++!!! LMAO!
This wins the internet today!
And never mind hosing off the concrete. Let the local wild vermin clean up the vermin’s remains.
“Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.”