Yeah well, screw the Gummint. Stale bread is horrible. As is the news this week.
...I’m so old, I remember the regulation mandating that any federal employee found delinquent in their taxes be summarily fired.
In Election News:
...guilt about what? Civilization? Ending slavery? [3,000 other random benefits to mankind omitted for space reasons… and while we’re there, space travel as well]
...hope he got that in cash. Just sayin’.
Keeping the assholes at bay:
...don’t fuck mess with Texas.
In Global Jew Hate News:
...and when they get all revolutionary and jihad-y, it will make it easier to nuke them right there.
And:
...I’d have put them side by side, but no doubt the Izzies would have been equally offended.
In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
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Let’s hear it for Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...and nobody (except anyone with common sense) saw it coming.
And contemplating the naval:
...actually, they’re just hiding them from Ukrainian drones.
...and about time.
Let’s see what inane shit comes out of 
...and just so we all know, “soft swinging” is defined as having sex with your regular partner in the same room with others also having sex with their partners, but without swapsies. No big deal; our close circle of friends did it all the way through college, back in the ’70s. It was kinda fun.
And in Romance News:
...and for those of you who had forgotten about Lucy (and shame in you if you did), here’s a little memory-jogger or two:
And I believe that’s about all the silly news we can handle for now.
Things I had to look up:
Emaciated woman: American woman who apparently moved to India for marriage and love. Guessing that cultural shock didn’t work out so well
Condoms and lube:
Yes – let’s be sure to remind the hookers not to eat the condoms and lube, because they are really bad for you, ok? Ditto for the gay swingers..
Oh, well. It’s back to bareback and vaseline. (Which they tell you not to use because it dissolves condoms (And diaphragms.) Two birds, one stone.
On the stabbings – I thought it was a two-fer – negro and muslim all in one despicable immigrant.
Apparently there’s a groundswell of resentment and pushback by the locals, maybe we’ll see some tar and feather action followed by coordinated action and mass killings of both immigrants and politicians? I doubt it, but it would be an inspiration.
Re: saving bread crumbs &c… my dad grew up in the shit, at or below the poverty line (apparently he was absent the day they were doling out the White Privilege™). His mother saved worn out, disintegrating sponges & sewed the pieces together to extend their utility.
Re: Piers Morgan – he seems to be venturing into Bill Maher territory of late.
Re: Lucy Pinder. I think I’d like to watch those mammaries jogging.
Re: Islam’s in Scotland. Will they buy the part with broken windows and heroin needles strewn about? I also assume they will be using broomsticks as stand in guns. Nicola Sturgeon will be very proud.
Mum taking her kids out of school: Argued this for years. Public School was an absolute prison for me. It had all the same things you find in normal prisons, Gangs, Cliques, Confinement, hell even the buildings look like they are only rolls of concertina wire away from abandoning all pretense.
Lucy Pinder: Buddy of mine just said “The two most overrated things in the world are having a hot girlfriend and a classic car.” “You think it will be fun, but its not”
Olympic Village: Hot—its Yurp, Vegan food—-its for your own good.
I weep for my ancenstral land. (On more scores than this, but this one is right up there.)