Quiet Skies

Apparently, Tulsi Gabbard is on the dreaded “SSSS” list:

This story began two weeks ago, when the former Hawaii congresswoman returned home after a short trip abroad. In airport after airport, she and her husband Abraham Williams encountered obstacles. First on a flight from Rome to Dallas, then a connecting flight to Austin, and later on different flights for both to cities like Nashville, Orlando, and Atlanta, their boarding passes were marked with the “SSSS” designation, which stands for “Secondary Security Screening Selection.” The “Quad-S” marker is often a sign the traveler has been put on a threat list, and Gabbard and Williams were forced into extensive “random” searches lasting as long as 45 minutes.

“It happened every time I boarded,” says Gabbard. The Iraq war veteran and current Army reservist tends to pack light, but no matter.

“I’ve got a couple of blazers in there, and they’re squeezing every inch of the entire collar, every inch of the sleeves, every inch of the edging of the blazers,” she says. “They’re squeezing or padding down underwear, bras, workout clothes, every inch of every piece of clothing.” Agents unzipped the lining inside the roller board of her suitcase, patting down every inch inside the liner. Gabbard was asked to take every piece of electronics out and turn each on, including her military phone and computer.

I suspect she’s on the SSSS list because of stuff like this:

Not having flown on any airline for many a year, I wouldn’t know if I was (still) on the SSSS list (story here and here) and it doesn’t look like I’ll be doing so anytime soon either.  But should I take to the Friendly  Quiet Skies again, it will be interesting to see if my inclusion has lapsed, so to speak.

I think I’ll pack the 1911 in my checked luggage, just for giggles.

And I wasn’t aware of this little thing.

5 comments

  1. Tulsa Gabbard should ship a set of clothes beforehand and turn up at security in just what she is wearing plus a minimal handbag. So nothing to search. And tell them that she carries nothing so that they cannot waste her time searching for things that are not there.

  2. Elsewhere the smart money is saying that she’s getting “the treatment” because she put the bad mouth on kneepads.

  3. I haven’t flown in years. At this rate I’m going to travel in flip flops and just wrap a bath towel around me with nothing underneath.

    I flew in 2002 and got pulled aside 11/13 times. I guess being a military aged male traveling alone gave TSA the vapors. I still get a valentine’s day card from one schmuck at TSA. Fack those stasi wannabe junior high drop out imbeciles.

  4. Maybe if TSA gives me the rub down I’ll start quoting Meg Ryan from “When Harry Met Sally” when she sang opera in the restaurant with Billy Crystal.

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