…and today’s Game Special is a .50BMG kielbasa in a 5.56mm NATO bun.
.
At the game:
My girl: “I’m hungry. Can you get me something to eat?”
Me: “What would you like?”
My girl: I dunno. You know what I like to eat.”
Me: Okay…
The Hawk Tuah girl was unavailable to provide condiments
As his girlfriend’s mouth started to water, Timmy suddenly felt inadequate
“Reminds me of my last date.” — Jeffrey Epstein.
The only item on the menu at Kamala Harris’s latest rally. Available with and without mayo.
Making ’em screamers one dog at a time.
Suddenly, after Wimbledon went from Russian caviar and champagne from the Ukraine to some type of appalling ‘common’ fast-food from the New World colonies, attendance dropped precipitously… then tapered off to just about zero in response to their lavender upholstery!
Lang und schmal: Frauenqual. (long and slim. womens torture)
Kurz und dick: Frauenglück. (short and thick: womens bliss)
…and today’s Game Special is a .50BMG kielbasa in a 5.56mm NATO bun.
.
At the game:
My girl: “I’m hungry. Can you get me something to eat?”
Me: “What would you like?”
My girl: I dunno. You know what I like to eat.”
Me: Okay…
The Hawk Tuah girl was unavailable to provide condiments
As his girlfriend’s mouth started to water, Timmy suddenly felt inadequate
“Reminds me of my last date.” — Jeffrey Epstein.
The only item on the menu at Kamala Harris’s latest rally. Available with and without mayo.
Making ’em screamers one dog at a time.
Suddenly, after Wimbledon went from Russian caviar and champagne from the Ukraine to some type of appalling ‘common’ fast-food from the New World colonies, attendance dropped precipitously… then tapered off to just about zero in response to their lavender upholstery!
Lang und schmal: Frauenqual. (long and slim. womens torture)
Kurz und dick: Frauenglück. (short and thick: womens bliss)