Here’s one powdered wig that went askew:
A Mississippi attorney is accused of smuggling cell phones and drugs into prison.
Officials said Attorney Daniel Dale allegedly smuggled cell phones, cell phone chargers, drugs, and other items into the jail during what was believed to be meetings with clients.
He was arrested days after a video showed him allegedly giving a cell phone and a brown envelope to a client.
Dale was found with two cell phones, a digital scale, four vacuum-sealed packs of cigarettes, four vacuum-sealed packs of what is believed to be marijuana, two cellphone charger blocks, two cell phone chargers, and multiple cigar wraps.
And his mug shot:
As I replied to Reader Mike L. (who had sent the link to me, thankee squire): “Fuck me, that mope could be accused of ANY crime and I’d believe it.”
Sometimes, ya just gotta shake yer head.
This guy might now be receiving smuggled goods in his prison wallet.
Looks like he’s straight out of Innsmouth.
An eldritch servant of the elder gods, perhaps?
Was he was credentialed by the Bar, or assigned by Central Casting? You be the judge.
In my experience, that’s normal for a lawyer.
I’m not even joking. My probate attorney has a hookers-and-blow look to top Hunter Biden.
Let’s not get started on my divorce attorney.
God, I hope I never get jury duty. If a sleazy looking attorney like him showed up with a sleazy looking defendant I’d think “Ya, he’s guilty.”
After 42 years of being a lawyer, neither this incident nor the fact that this fool is an attorney shocks me in the least
I see lawyers just like this pathetic barrister in Probate Court all the time
Any thoughts as to what causes this?
I don’t think it’s a universal thing though; a friend of mine has been an attorney for almost 50 years and is still the devastating ladykiller I remember from high school.
Fun Fact?:
Attorney Daniel Dale is only about five feet tall and weighs just shy of a hundred.
145/35.
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He engineered the perfect costume for smuggling…
Probably on the short list to replace Merrick Garland as AG in the Harris-Walz (Hairy-Balz) Administration.