Kim, (27, shy, loves puppies and children) was looking forward to her tinder date with Chad (29, investment banker, fitness fanatic)
Nigel is about to learn why you should never surprise a confident woman with a large handbag, a hair pin 3 inch steel spiked heels and covered in tats.
…/ Meet me there down by the river / Where we met that summer night /…
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On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Online dating in a single image.
Average American Male Suddenly Realizes Nature of Average American Female.
Don’t fall for that new car scent.
And just like that, Fred never went on any more blind dates set up by his buddies’ wives.
Damn close to what my caption would have been. You win, Kim.
RUN….as fast as you can, as far as you can, and never look back!
Suddenly, Joel knew why he was getting all those African Penis Secret ads lately.
Him, “Well one wild night might be okay after all”
Oh Sh*t! This is gonna hurt!
Kim, (27, shy, loves puppies and children) was looking forward to her tinder date with Chad (29, investment banker, fitness fanatic)
Nigel is about to learn why you should never surprise a confident woman with a large handbag, a hair pin 3 inch steel spiked heels and covered in tats.
…/ Meet me there down by the river / Where we met that summer night /…
.
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Online dating in a single image.
Average American Male Suddenly Realizes Nature of Average American Female.
Don’t fall for that new car scent.
And just like that, Fred never went on any more blind dates set up by his buddies’ wives.
Damn close to what my caption would have been. You win, Kim.
RUN….as fast as you can, as far as you can, and never look back!
Suddenly, Joel knew why he was getting all those African Penis Secret ads lately.
Him, “Well one wild night might be okay after all”
Some roses have thorns.
So much for the Bible reading
So THAT’s what happened to Amy Winehouse…