News Roundup

So let’s skirt the boundaries of good taste one more time, by looking at the news of yore.


In Britishland News:


...mostly at gas stations and cafe-type stores, so no need to panic.



...and you can fuck right off too, you unctuous, slimy piece of shit.

And it’s time to hear the call of EVERYBODY PANIC !!!! again:


...yeah, whatever.  Go and peddle your little scare stories somewhere else.  And:


...and are these experts telling us why and in which population the virus is spreading so fast?
#HomoSex

And speaking of monkeys, here’s the latest from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...borrowing tactics from TxGov Abbot and FlGov DeSantis, eh?  Yer welcome.


...well, somebody might as well use them.

In Election News:


...see, under the reign of World-Emperor Kim:


...nobody cares what you think, either.  Even if you did win the competition for “Most Likely To Have New Career on OnlyFans”.  And speaking of the inconsequential:



...any guesses which county in Texas?
#TravisAustinCommieAssholes #NoSurprisesThere

In Motoring Technology News:


...I’m so old, I can remember when the only “software” in trucks was between the drivers’ ears.
...yeah [sigh], I miss ’em too.

And in gloriously link-free 

…considering he’s already had two goes at cultivating your little garden of delight, I seriously doubt he’s missing anything.


...pay no attention to the envious assholes, Demi me old darling;  you look sensational and it’s been money well spent.

And that’s the back side of the news.

4 comments

  1. I noticed no difference in Mrs Moore’s appearance. Maybe further study is required.

    Just crossing our borders should be a felony. Take a DNA sample, fingerprints and other biometric information then ban the from re-entry.

    I’d rather have the occasional offensive free speech utterance from dimwits than have the speech police running around. Generally I can ignore the dimwits.

  2. I learned to drive in a 1958 Chevrolet Fleetside Apache pickup just like that one. Well, it was a total rust bucket, but it had the stock small block V8 and 4-speed automatic transmission. I don’t think it was until the ’80s that the autos went back to 4-speeds from 3. That was a good, old (20 years old when I learned to drive) truck.

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