A young woman goes to step onto the bus but realizes her short and tight little skirt doesn’t give her the flexibility to lift her foot to the stair. So she reaches back to unzip it a little to give her more room. She still can’t reach the step. embarrassed, she gives the bus drive a little smile, then reaches back again. again, she can’t reach the step. more embarrassed, she reaches back a third time to loosen her skirt a bit more. With that, Jethro behind her gives her a push on her tush and she’s on the bus. She turns around to scold Jethro and says “how dare you touch my butt! we don’t know each other!” Jethro responds, “madam after you unzipped my fly three times I figured we were friends!”
The Cleaning Lady of Dreams has arrived.
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Mary had a little skirt,
With a split right up the back,
Every time she packed her car,
The boys could see her crack.
Mary had a little skirt,
With a split right up the front,
but we won’t talk about that one.
Welcome back to ” Predict the Failure – Late Night” where our guests tell us what fails first. Will it be the Fabric, That Zipper. or will she fall off those platforms?
Define “tension”…
Maybe I’m getting old. My first thought, (well, my second thought,) was “What’s the purpose of the zipper from neck to dress?”
Hey babe, does that zipper go all the way up?
ME105 Engineering Materials exam questions:
Which element of this assembly will fail first?
What is the annual maintenance cost of the bitch?
Show your work.
Hang on a moment, miss. Let me help you with that zipper.
The image is clearly a setup. Any babe who would wear that dress in public hasn’t the faintest clue what a Cuisinart is. Much less how to use one.
“I’d like to thank the Academy for this Oscar for the category of Most Impractical Outfit!”
Zippity Hoo Hah
that dress reminds me of the joke:
A young woman goes to step onto the bus but realizes her short and tight little skirt doesn’t give her the flexibility to lift her foot to the stair. So she reaches back to unzip it a little to give her more room. She still can’t reach the step. embarrassed, she gives the bus drive a little smile, then reaches back again. again, she can’t reach the step. more embarrassed, she reaches back a third time to loosen her skirt a bit more. With that, Jethro behind her gives her a push on her tush and she’s on the bus. She turns around to scold Jethro and says “how dare you touch my butt! we don’t know each other!” Jethro responds, “madam after you unzipped my fly three times I figured we were friends!”
The Cleaning Lady of Dreams has arrived.
.
Mary had a little skirt,
With a split right up the back,
Every time she packed her car,
The boys could see her crack.
Mary had a little skirt,
With a split right up the front,
but we won’t talk about that one.
Welcome back to ” Predict the Failure – Late Night” where our guests tell us what fails first. Will it be the Fabric, That Zipper. or will she fall off those platforms?
Define “tension”…
Maybe I’m getting old. My first thought, (well, my second thought,) was “What’s the purpose of the zipper from neck to dress?”
Hey babe, does that zipper go all the way up?
ME105 Engineering Materials exam questions:
Which element of this assembly will fail first?
What is the annual maintenance cost of the bitch?
Show your work.
Hang on a moment, miss. Let me help you with that zipper.
The image is clearly a setup. Any babe who would wear that dress in public hasn’t the faintest clue what a Cuisinart is. Much less how to use one.
“I’d like to thank the Academy for this Oscar for the category of Most Impractical Outfit!”