…which is probably the best word to describe this first news item:
...”how am I going to replace half my staffers now?”
...I would have thought the CIA would be too busy planning to do that back here after November.
From the Hearts Of Stone Department:
...okay, quit that unseemly giggling.
In news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...”wait, you mean we can no longer just get rid of our problem by shipping them over to you?”
From the Department of Education:
...but but but that’s just Show & Tell in Sex Ed. Also, keyword: Florida.
And in Medical News:
...principal among them: pics of Lizzo, Hillary Clinton or Gemma Collins.
...you mean that salad tongs aren’t approved?
...when demand exceeds supply.
...all of which can be summed up with:
From the trenches of the Sex Wars:
...repeat after me: “Sex, sandwiches and silence.” And if we can have only one, then: silence.
Now for unbridled but unlinked
…hate to say it, Tarty, but yer just not that important, compared to Hillary Clinton.
...well, we haven’t seen Phil’s little girl for a while, so why not?
And that’s all the news fit to (un-)cover.
Considering what a goofy looking bastard Phil is, this member of his progeny turned out quite lovely
re : Honey Ross and her daring see-through
.
Why, oh why, did I take your no-link as a tickler, believing it was only a challenge…
… and not a legit warning!
The poor thing weighs approximately as much as a couple engine assemblies off a B-52 bomber.
Wrapped in a disposable sandwich bag.
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I shall never again doubt your wisdom.
I was in Nice a few years ago. The poster is perhaps a trifle inaccurate.