Dentist: “…and that’s not all I did to you while you were under anesthesia…”
Worst Places to Hock a Lunger – Runner-Up
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Steve licks Carla’s right ear from the left side of her head. She gladly gave up dessert at the restaurant and hoped for a cream pie and a good licking back at her place.
“My dear neighbor Martha, when you put your hand on my leg it wasn’t my knee that squirmed…”
Your head is so empty, Tiffany, that by blowing in your ear, I can make you sound like a carnyx
Take a guess honey, is that my finger, your dildo or my cock I just shoved up your ass with zero lube. Take it bitch.
Quite ‘popular’ with the fellows, Bernice often required a gentle reminder to close after one of her many lovers left her ajar and a-gaping!
I told you that you’d find the butt plug experience to be…interesting.
I’m torn. Pick one.
1) (whispers) “I was born in the middle class…”
2) Forget the safety word: Maurice the Hypnotist has developed the ‘Swallow Word.’
Dentist: “…and that’s not all I did to you while you were under anesthesia…”
Worst Places to Hock a Lunger – Runner-Up
.
Steve licks Carla’s right ear from the left side of her head. She gladly gave up dessert at the restaurant and hoped for a cream pie and a good licking back at her place.
“My dear neighbor Martha, when you put your hand on my leg it wasn’t my knee that squirmed…”
Your head is so empty, Tiffany, that by blowing in your ear, I can make you sound like a carnyx
Take a guess honey, is that my finger, your dildo or my cock I just shoved up your ass with zero lube. Take it bitch.
Quite ‘popular’ with the fellows, Bernice often required a gentle reminder to close after one of her many lovers left her ajar and a-gaping!
I told you that you’d find the butt plug experience to be…interesting.
I’m torn. Pick one.
1) (whispers) “I was born in the middle class…”
2) Forget the safety word: Maurice the Hypnotist has developed the ‘Swallow Word.’
My schlong is longer than yours.