Tampa Mayor: “If you don’t leave now, you’re gonna die!”
One-legged yacht owner: “Fuck you, and fuck Milton.”
As much as I want to rebuke this idiot, I just can’t help laughing. If you were offered odds that he has some form of illegal stuff on his boat (drugs, moonshine, hand grenades, unregistered machine guns, etc.), would you take the bet?
I’m in Orlando, and it’s not bad here, so far. Supposed to miss the worst.
Watching Ryan Hall Y’all, and they’re showing some footage of a seriously large and scary tornado on the east coast right now.
The guy in the boat? Just insane.
The damned hurricane hasn’t even made landfall yet.