Attractive young cook for hire.
Good with pancakes.
Batshit insane.
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No, I’m not going to frost those cookies for you.
Hey, it’s not like I’m frying bacon.
I still don’t understand why he wanted me to “toss his cookies”?
Glenda’s last time charging by the hour for her “escort” services.
Excellent !
Sarah’s “Cookies & Cream” specials were always popular with the boys.
Making good use of the last 55 minutes of the hour you paid for.
Hugh Hefner’s kitchen: the early years.
Küche, frau, küche
Photo taken in winter
Get yer cookies from the oven and yer buns in the bed.
She wasn’t annoyed she was photographed topless; she was annoyed that she was photographed in the kitchen.
On the popular LATE NIGHT COOKING WITH MITZI, the star of the show reminds viewers to always keep your blender handy while warming a delicious pot of ice-cubes!
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*****
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On the popular LATE NIGHT COOKING WITH MITZI, the star of the show reminds viewers to always mind our posture!
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*****
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Mitzi, one of our glorious Galactic Overlords from the planet LeftHandLobsteria, seen here in a glorious ‘publicity still’, prepares to consume the humbly-offered sacrificial remains of several former politicians, lawfully selected by the democratic process of mail-it-in voting, which is, as we all know, impeccable!
… while warming a delicious pot of nutritional ice-cubes!
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… while warming a delicious pot of rare and expensive ice-cubes!
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… while warming a delicious pot of ice-cubes dujour!
Martha was always cookin’ with gas.
Beth was a sharp cookie in the kitchen
Attractive young cook for hire.
Good with pancakes.
Batshit insane.
.
No, I’m not going to frost those cookies for you.
Hey, it’s not like I’m frying bacon.
I still don’t understand why he wanted me to “toss his cookies”?
Glenda’s last time charging by the hour for her “escort” services.
Excellent !
Sarah’s “Cookies & Cream” specials were always popular with the boys.
Making good use of the last 55 minutes of the hour you paid for.
Hugh Hefner’s kitchen: the early years.
Küche, frau, küche
Photo taken in winter
Get yer cookies from the oven and yer buns in the bed.
She wasn’t annoyed she was photographed topless; she was annoyed that she was photographed in the kitchen.
On the popular LATE NIGHT COOKING WITH MITZI, the star of the show reminds viewers to always keep your blender handy while warming a delicious pot of ice-cubes!
.
*****
.
On the popular LATE NIGHT COOKING WITH MITZI, the star of the show reminds viewers to always mind our posture!
.
*****
.
Mitzi, one of our glorious Galactic Overlords from the planet LeftHandLobsteria, seen here in a glorious ‘publicity still’, prepares to consume the humbly-offered sacrificial remains of several former politicians, lawfully selected by the democratic process of mail-it-in voting, which is, as we all know, impeccable!
… while warming a delicious pot of nutritional ice-cubes!
.
… while warming a delicious pot of rare and expensive ice-cubes!
.
… while warming a delicious pot of ice-cubes dujour!
overdressed and disinterested in her work.