Here ya go:
The best sex positions
The most searched sex positions…
- The five best sex positions for larger women
- What is the eagle sex position?
- What is the hook sex position and does it make men bigger?
- The speed bump sex position promises intense orgasms
- The snow angel sex position is the best one for winter months to heat things up
- The pumpkin spice is the best sex position to spook up your Halloween
- The pretzel-dip sex position will leave you and your partner satisfied
- These are the sex positions that will burn the most calories
- What are the best sex positions for beginners?
Just in case you were wondering… and no, I’ve never heard of any of those positions either.
Most common position: starfish
I’ve heard tell that sex is like bridge.
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
I was going to click on a few of those links (purely for research purposes) but thought, nah, my browser history is jacked up enough already.
Speaker: There are ninety-nine different sex positions–
Heckler in audience: One hundred!
Speaker: –starting with the man on top missionary position–
Heckler in audience: One hundred and one!
Good lord, how far The Sun has fallen! First they axe the Page 3 Girl, and now they illustrate oddly named sex positions with anonymous pseudo-South Park characters.
Waitasecond! Blue for boys and pink for girls? how sexist! What about all the other 70 gazillion genders? And their sex positions. They have sex, right? Well, maybe The Sun is trying to figure out what colors to use for all those genders, and names for the sex positions. I’m waiting to find out who does the Snapping Pocupine, and the Befuddled Geranium, and what they look like.