Via the Goddess Diogenes herself:
We here at the Department of Energy wanted to thank you for being conscientious about your energy usage this summer. Your efforts haven’t gone unnoticed. As a token of our gratitude, we wanted to highlight all the small but powerful steps you’ve taken to conserve energy over the past few months—and…
…then it falls headlong off the High Cliffs of Sarcasm immediately. Read it all, but first I’m going to issue a standard Swallow Coffee Before Reading Alert.
(I meant to post this over a week ago, saving the link, but it fell through the cracks as these things do. Fear not, for despite my stupidity, her post is as timely as its original publication date. Enjoy.)