LOL Xi

Don’t make me laugh, asshole:

Chinese President Xi Jinping said Thursday Beijing and Washington must find a way to “get along” in a message to US president-elect Donald Trump, state media reported.

In his first message to Trump since the former president secured a second term, Xi said “history has shown that China and the United States benefit from cooperation and suffer from confrontation”, state broadcaster CCTV said.

“A stable, healthy and sustainable China-US relationship is in the common interest of both countries and is in line with the expectations of the international community,” Xi said.

He called for Washington and Beijing to “strengthen dialogue and communication” and “properly manage differences”.

Yeah, sure.  Stop trying to invade Taiwan, stop trying to colonize the entire SE Asia area, stop hassling India’s border, stop supporting Iran with arms and munitions, stop vetoing the US in the UN, and stop doing a few other things I can’t remember at the moment (but I bet Trump has a list).

Do all that, and we can talk.  No?

Then fuck you, you Commie shitbrain, and buckle in because it’s going to be a rough ride… for you.

5 comments

  1. The thawing of US Sino relations made sense in the 70s because it drove a wedge between the Soviet Union and the ChiComs. That has all changed and the State Department and politicians in the US did not read the memo. We need to bring our manufacturing jobs back to the US or friendly countries

  2. I am sure when he got the news of The Donald’s reelection he said, ” Crap, now we need to play nice again.”

    1. how many of his underlings said to Xi “you fool we had four years to take Taiwan back! Pedo Joe was so weak and the world was watching Europe and the mid East”

      1. You make me think of the scene in The Hunt for Red October when the captain of the other Soviet submarine hunting for Red October orders the torpedoes to be armed immediately out of the tubes, and when they are following it curve around and strike the Soviet submarine, missing Red October completely, when the XO curses the captain.

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