You may laugh, but this is the Bidenomics Era, and ya can’t eat fucking confetti.
Ad for Tyson Chicken: Flowers for bouquets and boutonnieres are expensive, but chicken is cheap.
Oh good. I was trying to figure out what those were: Miniature elephants? Mexican Hairless puppies?
Don’t you yanks realize the hen party is before the wedding
LOL
“And the spirit of HEB descended upon them like a fresh whole fryer…”
And so, with this marriage, the empires of Perdue and KFC merged.
“As God as my witness, I thought chickens could fly.”
Winner !
Used to love WKRP
I’m wearing a T-shirt with that very saying on it at this very moment.
And next Tuesday, I will be wearing a certain T-shirt with an image of a Minuteman statue and the statement that I don’t just want the Second Amendment, I want the whole Constitutional structure; every article, every clause, the whole thing.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn’t, it wasn’t done.
Releasing the chickens so they can go home to roast
Woman – I thought the meal for our guests came cooked? I guess with inflation the price doesn’t include cooking the meal for the wedding reception anymore.
Guy – raw chicken now for our guests, I’m
Eating pussy later tonight.
I’m guessing that no vegetarians or vegans were invited to this wedding. Good for them!
Call me traditional but in my day, only the bride threw the bouquet to the bride’s maids.
You may laugh, but this is the Bidenomics Era, and ya can’t eat fucking confetti.
Ad for Tyson Chicken: Flowers for bouquets and boutonnieres are expensive, but chicken is cheap.
Oh good. I was trying to figure out what those were: Miniature elephants? Mexican Hairless puppies?
Don’t you yanks realize the hen party is before the wedding
LOL
“And the spirit of HEB descended upon them like a fresh whole fryer…”
And so, with this marriage, the empires of Perdue and KFC merged.
“As God as my witness, I thought chickens could fly.”
Winner !
Used to love WKRP
I’m wearing a T-shirt with that very saying on it at this very moment.
And next Tuesday, I will be wearing a certain T-shirt with an image of a Minuteman statue and the statement that I don’t just want the Second Amendment, I want the whole Constitutional structure; every article, every clause, the whole thing.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn’t, it wasn’t done.
Releasing the chickens so they can go home to roast
Woman – I thought the meal for our guests came cooked? I guess with inflation the price doesn’t include cooking the meal for the wedding reception anymore.
Guy – raw chicken now for our guests, I’m
Eating pussy later tonight.
I’m guessing that no vegetarians or vegans were invited to this wedding. Good for them!
Call me traditional but in my day, only the bride threw the bouquet to the bride’s maids.
And the groom tossed the garter to the groomsmen.
Europeans being Europeans.