News Roundup

And speaking of German carmakers:


...all together now:  “You had ONE job!”

From the Dept. of Deportation:


...gotta start somewhere, right?


...keywords: honor killing.

From the Police Blotter:


...[cue Elvis voice]  ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Viva Las Vegas! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪


...let’s all congratulate the Britcops for having eliminated all other crime, so they can now go after the haters.

From the Dept. of Education:


...”multiple students” — what we could call a “high-achieving” molester.


...no they aren’t.  It’s during Democrat/Gun Control presidencies when the NRA gets their biggest bump in fundraising.

News in general:


...lessee:  import hundreds of thousands of Muslims, Christian suffer hate crimes.  Cause, meet effect.  Note that “anti-Christian hate crimes” are non-existent in Poland, which doesn’t allow Muslim immigration, but that’s because the Polish govt is raycisss.


...when you give up control of your life to Skynet, just don’t be surprised when Skynet fucks you in the ass.


...strong words of praise, that is.  Also, keyword left out of headline: Taylor Swift’s Versace outfit.


...at least they were a male and a female soldier, which in today’s world is probably a win.


...and using DuckDuckGo, it’s #1.

In this week’s 

           

...keyword: California.

And finally, a little stroll down as we contemplate an earlier Pirelli calendar:

…when everything’s so black and white, it’s easy.

19 comments

  1. I know many readers here might disagree, though some may agree but fuck the NRA. Negotiating Rights Away is my view. Those fuckers call and email and snail mail me incessantly asking for money because Wayne La La Pee Pee head up his DERRIERE says that our rights are under siege and the NRA needs our money to save us from the onslaught. Fuck that. Those stupid inept bastards couldn’t stop a vehicle that has brand new oversize performance brakes and rotors installed.

    My membership is up next year and I am Not renewing. Wayne can go fuck himself and most anyone else there can eat a giant shit sandwich.

    I was thinking of joining GOA as they seem decent. Not 100% sure yet…

    1. LaPierre is gone but some of his cronies are still in leadership positions at the NRA.

      Look up Jeff Knox’s Firearm Policy Coalition and NRA in Danger. Interesting reads.

      Second Amendment Foundation
      Gun Owners of America
      Firearms Policy Coalition
      John Lott’s Crime Prevention Research Center

      Are worth supporting.

      Also look into various state organizations such as Gun Owner’s Action League in Massachusetts

      1. Goal sucks too in my opinion.

        Recently a gun shop owner named Toby leary of cape gun works stepped up and got signatures to suspend the bill and put mass news gun laws to ballot vote in 2026 election he is working his tail off

        Goal has joined him but he has lead the charge. He seems great. Without him I’m not sure what would happen

        Suspending the bill until the vote didn’t happen. Why? The lesbian butch bitch bulldyde maura Healey signed an emergency order that the laws go into effect even though around 100,000 signatures were collected against the bill. The laws were signed for almost 70 days and were not going to go into effect for another month or so but when Maura the cunt lezzie bitch saw the bill could be suspended she signed the emergency order.

        Also. While the vote is a great start I fear the assholes that live in mass will vote to keep the laws. Liberals here hate guns. They only care about women having the right to coat hanger innocent unborn babies and for illegals and freeloaders to get free shit. And even a few lawmakers who are veterans voted for this law. John Velis is one. He is a fucking scumbag. I guess he forgot the oath he took in the military and the oath he took as a lawmaker. He is a constitution violator along with Maura Healey.

        The only hope really is long term that the surpreme court of the us takes some more of these cases and rules against this bullshit.
        Glad trump got in again hopefully he will appoint more surpreme court justices. And also hope he is done with his anti gun shit too – the whole let’s take the guns first and oh hey bump stocks are banned.

        1. good luck with the fight!!!

          just south of you we’re in a similar situation. healy is an evil zealot. nasty Ned is just less loud about his nasty ideas. he’s more of a tool for the left.

  2. “Shocked husband as wife files for divorce after he voted for Trump”

    Don’t be shocked dude. Celebrate. You’re getting off easy. As the old saying goes “you don’t need that shit in your life”.

    Pay whatever fee to the attorney, split the belongings up and get the fuck away from that crazy bitch.

  3. ” Porsche forced to Recall ” luxury Cars” due to wheels falling off”. Yes, the supplier that makes the special wheel nut for the Center lock wheels fucked up the material strength. However, this only impacts cars with Center Lock wheels. Those are all High performance GT Versions, in other words Track Day cars. not exactly LUXURY CARS. I don’t feel sorry for the posers driving their $ 250K semi race cars on the street as Daily’s.

  4. Sorry, I don’t pay much attention to Miss Universe pageants, but do they all wear the same bikinis or did that Canadian trollop rip off Gal Gadot’s duds from when she competed as Miss Israel?

    In any case, if she didn’t win Miss Congeniality, she must’ve been tops in the running for Miss Camel Toe.

  5. Oh Canada!!!!

    Coffee Man, great advice to that poor guy. How did he not see that coming? looks like he needs a refresher on the Crazy Hot Matrix lesson.

    I thought we learned hundreds of years ago that Muzzies don’t play nice with anyone even each other and they haven’t had a reformation yet. They can police themselves or we can do it for them.

    I know this is out there but doesn’t almost every town in America have one or more crummy little Chinese restaurants that primarily do takeout? How many people working there are military aged men? How many are legal immigrants? Is military service compulsory in Communist China?

  6. “What happened on July 13th?”
    …and using DuckDuckGo, it’s #1.

    Asked that question on Brave Browser and it took me directly to the assassination attempt. Gave up on Duck Duck a long time ago.

  7. “soldiers caught having sex in Apache helicopter”
    Soldiers will have sex in lots of strange places. There was a couple doing it in an empty water buffalo at Desert Shield.
    Communications equipment shelters all have lockable doors.
    Two enterprising Airmen were turning tricks in Humvee ambulance at Bagram. One would drive the loop road and the other was busy with a guy in the back. The would swap for the next client.

    1. You gotta admit that the cockpit of an Apache is impressive. They’re not exactly roomy.

      I had an NCO who caught a (male) Lieutenant Colonel going to town on a (female) Full Bird in the back of a 5-ton at Al Asad in Iraq.

  8. TRANSVESTITE NEWS!
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    Las Vegas Homeowner Executed By LawEnforcementOfficials After Calling For Help With Attacking TRANSVESTITE:
    .
    Apparently, ‘Alejandra Boudreaux’ is a TRANSVESTITE.
    He is charged with manslaughter after LawEnforcementOfficials murdered the homeowner in front of the homeowner’s child.
    .
    !!! Warning : graphic image of TRANSVESTITE !!!
    https://x.com/dougpoppa1/status/1858370513619636465

    1. Same shit happened in Massachusetts

      Nick Boldyga is a rep in Western mass. Asshole voted yes on red flag laws. NRA supported him and our state gun rights group goal supported him. Told people to vote for him.

      John Velis. Used to be supported by GOAL

      Don Humason (former rep former senator and former mayor) aka Don HUMUNGOUSon (Google his name Don Humason Massachusetts). Also used to be supported by GOAL.

      The gun rights groups seem to really mostly want money and then tell people to Vote for traitors.

      I called out GOAL (gun owners action league of Mass) about their bullshit. Their top brass hates me to say the least. Fuck them. They won’t ever get another fucking red cent from me.

      1. I had no idea that GOAL had gotten that bad. When I lived in MA they supported some gun grabber and they denied having the gun grabber’s literature on their table at a West Springfield gun show. Since I moved out of state I haven’t followed them at all.

        I’m glad the guy at Cape Cod gun works got on the ball. Maybe he should start another organization to compete with GOAL.

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