Scandal

I see that Miss Denmark won the Miss Universe 2024 competition, beating off out several people who had no business being there, e.g. trannies, married women (did the “Miss” part not give it away?), and in a moment of pure confusion, Joe Biden.

However:  in the “national costume” part of the competition, Victoria Kjær Theilvig made a HUGE mistake, in dressing as a Viking goddess.

I mean, was she not aware that Vikings had a terrible reputation for invading and (gasp) colonizing other countries?  (“Pillaging” is okay, see BLM riots, and besides, most of the pillagees were eeeevil Christianists anyway.)  And then there was the raping, which was pretty much a side benefit of the invading activity.

Did she not know that wearing such a costume would trigger the collective memory of women all over Western Europe, causing heartfelt anguish?

I’m amazed that all the affected countries aren’t calling for the Danish government to pay reparations.  Well, I would be amazed, except that Europeans seem to have come to terms with the fact that all this happened a really long time ago, all the perpetrators (and their victims) have long since died, and expecting reparations would be a truly foolish idea.

But that’s not what prompted me to write this post;  this did:

I haven’t seen all her competitors, but I’m pretty sure that the trannies and such didn’t look half as good as she does.

It’s a good thing that all Viking women didn’t look like this back in the day, or else ol’ Leif Erikson and the other boss Vikings would have had a hell of a time finding enough men to go off and do the invading / pillaging / exploring thing.

7 comments

  1. …… or maybe they all did look like that, but after spending a long dark Scandi winter locked in with a high maintenance – Top Right corner on the H/C Matrix woman, both sides were all more than ready to get the boys together in the spring to let off some steam and have an adventure to look forward to. By fall they were all ready to go home again. Rinse and repeat.

  2. I’m surprised! I thought that you already knew that all Scandinavian women are hot *because* the Vikings didn’t kidnap the ugly ones!

  3. During the costume competition, [stunning and brave] [strong and independent] Miss Trinidad and Tobago Jenelle Thongs used that particular moment to illustrate the practicality of having a pair of wet socks hanging in the traditional place of female wazongos.
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    keyword : 18″/.5m vertical cleavage

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