I must give that one a try. And speaking of celebratory drinks, there’s Political News, wherein we first take a look at how things are going over in Airstrip One:
...so much for thinking that the Communists couldn’t possibly be worse than the Tories.
Back home:
...considering he’s just going to close down the Dept. of Education down anyway, he could have nominated a tame monkey to the job so I can’t see what all the fuss is about. And speaking of tame monkeys:
...hate to break it to you, fellas, but I’m not sure you ever were, that much. And speaking of irrelevant people:
...can we hold you to that? Anyway, I suggest that you and yer little girlfriend go and live in Bradford, just to see how much safer you are Over There.
...you fucking well should be.
#CovidLockdown
In Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...remind me again how EVs were going to take over the world? And on the topic of lost jobs:
...LOL and just when the bosses thought they’d found a way to bypass those human labor unions...
...better late than never, I guess. And speaking of criminals:
...and? What, are they going to send Interpol to arrest him in Israel?
...or, 0.00000001% of his personal fortune, at time of writing.
...in related news, Red Bull is going to sue them for patent infringement.
And in this week’s 
...now let’s see the reaction to an AI Mohammed. No?
…which gives us all a chance to see who’s getting their jollies on… oh look, it’s the pneumatic (and toothy toothsome) Claire Sweeney:
And more informally:
Which brings this Roundup to a close.