I must give that one a try. And speaking of celebratory drinks, there’s Political News, wherein we first take a look at how things are going over in Airstrip One:
...so much for thinking that the Communists couldn’t possibly be worse than the Tories.
Back home:
...considering he’s just going to close down the Dept. of Education down anyway, he could have nominated a tame monkey to the job so I can’t see what all the fuss is about. And speaking of tame monkeys:
...hate to break it to you, fellas, but I’m not sure you ever were, that much. And speaking of irrelevant people:
...can we hold you to that? Anyway, I suggest that you and yer little girlfriend go and live in Bradford, just to see how much safer you are Over There.
...you fucking well should be.
#CovidLockdown
In Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...remind me again how EVs were going to take over the world? And on the topic of lost jobs:
...LOL and just when the bosses thought they’d found a way to bypass those human labor unions...
...better late than never, I guess. And speaking of criminals:
...and? What, are they going to send Interpol to arrest him in Israel?
...or, 0.00000001% of his personal fortune, at time of writing.
...in related news, Red Bull is going to sue them for patent infringement.
And in this week’s 
...now let’s see the reaction to an AI Mohammed. No?
…which gives us all a chance to see who’s getting their jollies on… oh look, it’s the pneumatic (and toothy toothsome) Claire Sweeney:
And more informally:
Which brings this Roundup to a close.
Yes, a lot of people are regretting voting Labour. They’re incompetent, dishonest, on the take, .
Unfortunately we’re stuck with them for 5 years.
Ford slashes 4,000 jobs
GOOD! I hope those fuckers at Ford go out of business. They build garbage products, and have for a while, and then they were Ridin with Bidin on the electric vehicle bullshit.
FUCK FORD! HOPE THEY GO TITS UP!
The Pals have made it very clear that they support terrorists attacking Israel. Call the terrorists whatever name you like, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Palestinian Liberation Organization, it really doesn’t matter. Give the land to Israel once and for all. These Arabs can either become Israeli citizens to go live with their cousins in Syria, Jordan, Egypt or somewhere else in the midEast. While Israel has thrived, Palestine has contributed nothing to the world other than evil terrorism.
They should have found the CEO of Bed Bath and Beyond or Sears to run the Department of Education since they have experience shutting down a company. Return the obligations of the Department of Education to the individual states. As Justice Brandeis said, we would have fifty laboratories to try out different policies and such. Each state can adopt the system that is right for them.
Cable news was relevant 30 years ago and then they went into a steady decline as they moved away from reporting the news and presenting news analysis. The 24 hour news cycle is ridiculous because it gets very repetitive. If something is an emergency such as JFK’s assassination, Russians invading Afghanistan etc, the news will break into whatever television program that is airing at that time.
Sounds like the Brits have their hands full with Labour and now Ellen Degenerate and her “life partner” are inflicting their plague on them as well. Good luck Britain.
Sweeney is easy on the eyes. thank you for a good start to the day
That’s not a French Martini!
French Martini is vodka, pineapple juice, and Chambord.
That might be a very good cocktail, though, if you used a gin from the middle or top shelf. Not Seagrams.
A point of correction: yours is a colonial French martini, as pineapples do not grow in la belle France itself.
“Land Rover Tax”…..
I foresee a rapid expansion within the UK of membership in the IRA, because if you need a gun, they’ve got guns.