News Roundup

Let’s start off with some The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© news:


...just keeping their Old Country “rape” tradition alive.


...another of those unforeseen consequences, no doubt.


...how is this asshole still relevant?  Aren’t there any old gangsters’ safes left for him to open anymore?


...doing his bit for the Glueball Jewhate.  And speaking of jihad:


...I was amazed to see that they were Jewish.

And from the Dept. of Education:


...I have a few ideas myself, but most would probably draw the attention of law enforcement.
#ShutUpKim


...featuring fried chicken and chitlins study aids.

Now for some news:


...all together now:  “Awwwww…”

And in the We All Knew That Duh department:


...considering that all Republican women are stronger than the typical emasculated Democrat man, this is scarcely surprising.  And speaking of emasculation:


...of course, it’s not your fairy marketing that sucks, it’s all the fault of your customers.


...I’m reminded of our college parties back in the 70s.  Except for the razors, maybe.

And now for some 

         ...well, she kinda is.


...it’s always a pleasure when Good Golly Miss Holly shows off her legs:

Here she is as a youngin:

And on that leggy note, we end this Roundup.

8 comments

  1. P Diddy’s ‘disgusting’ party ‘exposed’ – condoms, bloody sheets, lube and razors

    Ack! Ack! Just say what you mean and ditch the single quotes and dashes! There are no adults in the room at the Star. As to the subject, I couldn’t care less. Drug culture is going to result in all kinds of crazy behavior. I am no longer surprised by what’s behind that particular door, and nor do I wish to go there.

    1. I’ve seen better interiors on a four-slice toaster.
      Given EV propensity for fires and the Jag’s huge battery, maybe Jag hired one or two designers from Hamilton-Beach, GE or Cuisinart.

  2. The 00 loks like the box a proper Jaguar would come in, if they were boxed. The interior shots look like bad CGI. I’d ask what were they thinking, but obviously they weren’t.

    Ya, nice set of pins on Miss Willoughby!

  3. “…how fatness and blackness intersect…” would be an interesting exercise in topology, proving how many intersections overstressed, skin-tight sweat pants can have, given the possibilities of any combination of the calf fat fold, the thigh fat fold, the pubal fat fold, the abdominal fat fold, the 60 inch spare tire fat fold, the sub-bra back fat fold, or multiple nape of neck fat folds.
    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=obese+in+yoga+pants&t=chromentp&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F01%2Farticle-2550121-1B215F7A00000578-497_634x838.jpg

  4. Three thoughts;

    “ how is this asshole still relevant? Aren’t there any old gangsters’ safes left for him to open anymore?”

    Stuff him in one and spin the lock.

    “how fatness and blackness intersect…” I suppose it’s racist of me to think “In a bucket of chicken”?

    And finally; Holly looks much better than she did as a young ‘un; she’s learned to SMILE. And that makes a huge difference.

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