You shouldn’t harass your ex-girlfriend, even if she is a House Representative from California:
Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA) has filed a restraining order against her ex-boyfriend, alleging months of “persistent abuse and harassment” in the form of repeatedly contacting her family, staff, and fellow lawmakers and causing “significant fear for [her] personal safety and well-being.”
He sounds like a proper tool. But that’s not why I’m posting this story. Here’s the harassee:
I make no comment, but there are questions to be asked.
Maybe she gives a mean blowjob?
Seriously though, never mind the looks, if you are stupid enough to date a liberal, that’s on you.
Has anyone heard the side of the story from the ex? Liberals aren’t always known for their ability to tell the truth.
PS “never dip your wick in crazy”.
Well, that blows the “Hot/Crazy Matrix” out of the water.
Somebody needs to be at the 0 – 10 point on the Matrix for it to work.
OK, she’s a lib and that’s too bad, but if we’re going to make fun of people’s appearances we’re essentially adopting the uncivil attitudes and values of the eaters we bemoan. While you are a fine figure of a man, Kim, I have succumbed to the ravages of age and experience, and am no longer in a position to make fun of others’ appearances. Even dog-kissing liberals.
But you’re still my favorite African-American rager against the machine. 😉
I’m just saying that there are questions. I make no comment about appearances.
She’s the perfect balance obesity and unattractiveness.
Check the plumbing
Thanks, but no thanks. 🙁
Anything involving a D-CA (“deekah”?) implies money laundering, incest, platform shoes, multiple races, ambiguous sexuality, and pineapple pizza.
San Andreas Fault, where are you now that we need you?
.
The land of delusions and illusions California is.
How Gavin Nuisance beleives he will be selected as the next DPRC origin presidential candidate I cannot fathom. As to this specific specimen of “we cannot define what a woman is” per current supreme court justice KBJ, you simply have to recall the bell curve so famous in statistical population distribution. Of the human species there is everything from fugly to divine when it comes to appearance, intelligence, physical condition and so on. The question really is how many of those on the left part of the curve reside in CA. I posit that it is most of them.
I’ll just leave this here…😊
“I gotta gal that’s mighty sweet
Big blue eyes and tiny feet
Her name is Rosabelle Magee
And she tips the scales at 303
Oh gee, but ain’t it grand to have a girl
So big and fat that when you hug her
You don’t know where you’re at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a ways and chalk a mark
To see where you began
One day when I was a-huggin’ and a-chalkin’
And a-chalkin’ and a-huggin’ away
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
Comin’ around the other way over the mountain
Comin’ around the other way
Nobody ever said I’m weak
My bones don’t ache, my joints creak
But I grow pale and I go limp
Every time I kiss my baby blimp, oh
Oh gee, but ain’t it grand to have a girl
So big and fat that when you hug her
(You don’t know where you’re at)
(You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand)
(And hug a bit and chalk a heart)
(To see where you began)”
TopGear/Grand Tour did an episode where they trekked through Columbia, and happened to witness someone having carnal relations with a Donkey. Apparently its widespread in Columbia, and as the above bears witness to, in California as well.
Congrats on the Instalanche.