Worst headline of the year:
FFS, was this “poll” even necessary? I mean, I’m as lewd as the next guy, and a lot more lewd than most, and even I was offended by it.
And no, there’s no link. You want to find it, go look for yourself at the Daily Mail.
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As long as they weren’t made by lopping off some feller’s willy and tucking in the edges, I don’t mind any of ’em!
Wait……There are Types??? Didn’t used to be. Must be a new thing, but then I’ve been Married for 45 years.
In my experience they’re all good, but some are better’n others.
If it has a bad taste, that’s a deal breaker. Thankfully, bad taste is nearly always preceded by a bad smell, so time to employ evasive maneuvers and egress the situation post-haste.
Not how I originally heard it but the gist is there….
A guy gets up one morning and his wife says “you look bad, you should go to a doctor”.
His son come to breakfast and says “you look bad, you should go to a doctor”. He goes to work and his boss says “you look bad, you should go to a doctor”.
So he goes to the doctor and says “everyone says I look bad but I feel good.”
So the doctor gets out a big book and starts checking.
“Looks good feels bad, that’s not it.” “Looks good feels good, That’s not it.”
“Looks bad feels bad, nope.”
“Looks bad feels good, yep here it is, it says your a vagina.
To paraphrase Charlie the Tuna, “I don’t want women with good taste. I want women that taste good.”
Never found one I didn’t like.
What they’re attached to though…Jesus Fucking Christ…The Horror…so many times over the years…The Horror.
When The Science ™ invents a robot with a realistic pussy that can make sandwiches and fetch beer, well, the wimmenz had better watch out.
A “Turing Test” for women, in other words.
Point of grammar:
Is the vagina the internal passage to the cervix?
Does rating them require a speculum?
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Another point of grammar:
* Who else besides women have a vagina?
judging from recent performances, I think Robert De Niro and Rob “The Original Meathead” Reiner both have vaginas.