Here’s another one that needs answering:
Okay, regardless of who these people are (most Murkins have no idea, which is not important), here are the the dramatis personae.
Holly Willoughby (no stranger to these pages, of course)
Alison Hammond (another Brit TV personality, and owner of the Most Irritating Voice On TV)
Ignoring what was said — trust me, it probably wasn’t that bad, it’s Brit TV — my question is: how would one tell if the latter was blushing?
“…how would one tell if the latter was blushing?”
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The labias would be bright crimson of course.
That’s a rhetorical question, right, Kim? Or is it a big mistake thinking that someone from South Africa would know the answer?
I look for these TellTaleClues©:
Irritated Voice gets all screamy with posturing and gesticulations!
During all those hysterics, the wig escapes!
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Without missing a beat, Irritated Voice retrieves said wandering wig, mounts it askew, and continues the drama!
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That would be my first TTClue!