Curiously Unattractive

Yes, they might be outwardly attractive — if you’re into that body type — but for some reason, I have an abiding suspicion that these three conservative chicks would be… unimpressive performers (if you get what I mean).  In no specific order:

Ann Coulter

Megyn Kelly

Laura Ingraham

My friend Patterson always claimed that he avoided what he called “Mensa” women because they generally had no sense of humor. I can’t say that about the above three (because I don’t know them that well), but it’s by no means unlikely.

All I know is that I don’t get the same feeling looking at them as I do when I see Salma Hayek or Scarlett Johannsen, for example.

3 comments

  1. I find Anne to be “striking” at 1st glance, but then as I look more I just go “oh wait, guess not.” And she’s always been WAY too skinny, from when I became aware of her back in the mid-90’s up until now. Skin over bones is not a good look.

    Megyn is the one I think is the best looking of them, but it depends on the day whether I go “wow” or just “she’s pretty.”

    Laura, IMO, is the quintessential “mid.” Pretty enough, but not a head turner either.

  2. Skinny blondes? No thanks.
    Brunettes are better.

    Megyn Kelly is attractive, but not hot. Then again I’m no model so YMMV.

    Ann Coulter is like minded as a conservative but she’s uglier than a bag of smashed assholes.

    Here’s a few conservative women that are very nice to look at in my opinion:

    Anna Paulina Luna – by far the best looking woman in Government today in my opinion. Go see for yourself. Looks are free take two.

    Elise Stefanik

    Lori Chavez-DeRemer

    Kelly Ayotte – Governor Elect of New Hampshire.

    Marsha Blackburn – (Yes I know Marsha is blonde however she has aged very well and she is a Southern Belle).

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