“I am not jacked out of my gourd, I am ‘perfectly safe’ to operate a vehicle or run a Great Depression and a World War!”
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“As a spokes-model for the RulingParasites, I am perfectly competent to take… oh, poo, was that a ‘glitch’ in the teleprompter again…”!
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“Let us see if the marks ‘vote’ me a fifth term as President!”
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“How about if I read the script real slow like that o’bama goofball… the. only. thing. we. must. fear. is. anybody. we. designate. as. ‘enemies’. but. not. our. beloved. RulingParasites.!”
Doctor, that better be your finger up there!
It costs what to replace the battery pack in my electric vehicle?
Whoops I need to change my adult diaper now.
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed
This is what two fists of an IRS agent doing an anal cavity search feels like.
The face of liberals on January 20th 2025 when President Trump returns to office.
Elon and Trump said we have to report to work in person and actually accomplish goals?
Looks like FDR to me
Eleanor did that thing with her finger that Frankie liked.
Kim (the later years) discovers a 1980s dishwasher still in its original packing next to a still unwrapped toilet of the same vintage.
LOL
The New Deal didn’t work?!?!? We were supposed to be a socialist utopia by now…..
Actually, I think FDR would quite enjoy FuckJoeBiden’s America.
“I am not jacked out of my gourd, I am ‘perfectly safe’ to operate a vehicle or run a Great Depression and a World War!”
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*****
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“As a spokes-model for the RulingParasites, I am perfectly competent to take… oh, poo, was that a ‘glitch’ in the teleprompter again…”!
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*****
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“Let us see if the marks ‘vote’ me a fifth term as President!”
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*****
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“How about if I read the script real slow like that o’bama goofball… the. only. thing. we. must. fear. is. anybody. we. designate. as. ‘enemies’. but. not. our. beloved. RulingParasites.!”
“What do you mean, the stupid bitch lost?”
At least pro wrestlers get paid when they lose.
Kamala did win at blowing Willie Brown
Eleanor was even uglier in person
Finding your glasses the hard way.
Finding the scissors is a whole New Deal.
“Oh, Lucy… YES! YES, LUCY, YES!! Oh, God…”
FDR’s actual last words in 1945.