You’ll need a martini too, after reading this lot.
...hey, they’ll try anything to get Angela Merkel to commit suicide.
In Billionaire Tech Wizard News:
...what bullshit. a.) he’s trying to get sympathy from Lefties for palling up with DJT, or b.) he’s just another delusional Lefty like Whoopi Goldberg. (I know: embrace the power of “and”.) Although maybe this had something to do with it:
...it should have been $25 billion, which may have made the androgynous little asshole take notice.
...says the guy who wants to coerce the whole world into being injected with experimental vaccines, and who’s wasted billions on trying to eliminate Third World hunger.
And speaking of insane shit:
...have they not yet realized that the world has changed since November 2024 and this bullshit ain’t gonna fly? On the other hand, keyword: Pennsylvania.
Speaking of a changing world:
...you don’t say.
...in the list of Things To Worry About, this probably ranks well below “millions of badgers raining from the skies”.
From the Dept. of Education:
...or does this just mean that minorities aren’t such good students, have lower graduation rates and therefore need disproportionate assistance to compete with Whitey? Discuss.
...thus joining all the other universities in the world.
...only one hundred? Talk about under-achievers.
...should have kept it to a carefully-vetted dozen. But, Floriduh.
And of all those things we call 
...and the happy couple looks kinda like you’d think they would:
And as we drive down 
:
...and she’s using pictures rather than text to get her message across:
And that’s all the news under the sun.
“ A principal and a teacher in Cocoa Beach, Florida, were arrested following a house party on January 19 involving over 100 juveniles, police said.”
Where were these teachers when I was growing up. The principal in that article wasn’t too bad looking; the teacher not so great looking though.
At any rate, the teachers I had growing up were ugly inside and out. The kind Pink Floyd sang about in Another Brick In The Wall.
I think one of my high school teachers got fired for giving alcohol to minors. That happened long after I was out of HS though.
Dunno who that last MILF is but she’s quite easy on the eyes.
Re: Dems wanting to remove sex from birth certificates: key word is *NOT* Pennsylvania (proud PA resident here), key words are “Montgomery County.” Most of PA, save for Philly, Pittsburgh, and their respective suburbs, is accurately (and proudly or derisively depending on the speaker) referred to as “North Alabama” or “Pennsyl-tucky.” VERY red state that is unfortunately polluted by two deep-blue cities with undue influence in state politics (especially Filthydelphia).
The two bozo State Reps proposing this idiocy are from Montgomery County, which is directly north of Filthydelphia and has turned into a hard-left stronghold over the last ~20 years. Not that it mattered, because the local Republican party could best be described as “Moderate.”
PLEASE don’t paint loop the rest of us proud Pennsyltuckians in with those smooth-brained yahoos!
Ah, dammit. I meant to say “PLEASE don’t loop the rest of us[…] but forgot to delete “paint.” This is what happens when I comment with too much blood in my caffeine system.
“Universities looking to expand use of open book exams for minorities.”
WTF? How about the non-minorities? Where’s the *spit*Equity*spit* in that proposal?
Besides which, the books will de facto racist, having been written by supreme white men, unless the course is one of those make work “Studies” courses. I wonder why the school thinks D’Jarquan will be able to read a book under exam pressure better than at home before the exam?
Vodka martini? Blegh.