Apparently these miserable folks are having their lives ruined by a bunch of pigs:
A group of rogue pigs have been causing chaos in a quiet village for months, according to locals, by digging up gardens and causing thousands of pounds worth of damage.
The animals have been raiding properties after escaping from a nearby farm.
Although they are regularly rounded up and returned, the escapes keep happening — with more members of the intrepid herd breaking out and heading for the gardens.
Of course, there’s a simple answer to this pressing problem:
or even:
But wait… I forgot that this is Britishland, where this kind of remedy is apparently frowned upon, and pigs are more important than private property.
And if the above pictures didn’t make you drool, we can’t be friends.
I’m saying nothing about Norfolk inbreeding, but it’s quite indicative that all the complainants share the same surname.
All the townspeople need to do is open a mosque and watch how fast the Britgov sends in professional Haram removal teams.
It’s Wednesday morning, I’m just starting my second cup of coffee, and you already have me wondering what pig parts I could throw in the smoker this weekend.
I’m sorry but someone on that island need to grow at least one
or the entire country could be taken over by small teams of rampaging gerbils !!
Good grief people ! There are several options to solve this problem.
Just 2 –
Traps are used successfully almost anywhere this problem comes up.
Then there is my favorite, better living through chemistry. Quick, quiet and effective. Anything from rat poison to antifreeze !
This is the result of decades of expecting government to do everything for you and the dependency that develops from that expectation along with docile acceptance of ‘restrictions’ !
By now I’m sure there’s a thread on Reddit about how to take down an unruly neighborhood pig.
Or perhaps go on X and tweet the World’s Greatest Englishman ™ at Clarkson’s Farm and get his advice on how to take down a pig with a cricket bat. After that, it’s just a short trip to a butcher’s a village or two away, and Bob’s your uncle.
Declare that you identify as a Zulu, get one of these–
https://www.bygoneblades.com/buy-zulu-iklwa-stabbing-spear
–and have at.
Might want an actual boar spear instead: https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.j1yhv-YgyxSaiQZH_uxfugHaHe?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain
Take the Pussification of America essay, scratch out America and write in Great Britain.
Shoot the hogs and have a neighborhood pig roast. Problem solved.
It appears that the land owners need a bit of GrubX. I would use a nice quiet crossbow it would do the trick. Though if you read the whole thing it sounds like someone wants to stop them from raising pigs because they have been doing it there for 40 years and just now someone has an issue with it and may be cutting fences to let them out. Sounds like someone moved in and doesn’t like the neighbors who have been there for years and is working on getting them shut down. Game cameras would be a good idea.