So let’s get to work, then:
...but-but-but I was reliably informed that Trump’s election would cause an economic collapse.
Let’s have a little MAGA News, but first, a summary:
And some details:
...OUR new Attorney General.
...and it’s long overdue.
...what, no prison sentences? <pout>
...hur hur hur… he said “pulling out”.
...me too, Stephen. Oh good grief…
To continue:
In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...fucking hell, they needed a “report” to tell them that? Never mind, I’m sure their “plan” will be put into effect by 2040 at the latest.
...so you admit you’d be breaking the law by employing illegal immigrants, then? Noted.
In the annals of Stupid Superstitions:
...and in other news, the people who read chicken entrails decide that we’re going to have rain sometime in April.
In Medical News:
...hell, I know several women who act like they are. Also:
…it’s just a good thing that she isn’t allergic to her orgasms.
In the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:
…
From the files of Lawn Order:
...that’s sticking it to the Man, you betcha. No stupid cop is going to tell him how to drive.
...errrr I think you’ll find that’s illegal, you asshole. Keyword: Dallas.
And in our sex-drenched 
As we set off down 
:
...as we take another look at out favorite Nigora, first with the old man:
...and then, flying solo:
And at another address on the same street:
...okay, she’s way too emaciated for me, but for those who like the Bony Type:
...and I have to admit, she’s not bad for 53.
Finally, speaking of today’s sponsor:
And that’s the news, all geared up for the week.
Between the first picture and the last picture, that reminds me that my truck needs an oil change.
I don’t understand how some males like to see their girlfriend or wife screwed by another guy. Do these cuckolds have too much of an addiction to porn?
Pam Bondi and Trump have spotty records on defending our rights as recognized by the Second Amendment. Let’s hope they have become strong supporters of our rights over the past few years.
The only reason for the United States to remain in the United Nations is to become the proverbial monkey wrench in their insidious plans.
The meatheads on the left need a study and blue ribbon panel for everything It’s just another way to put a feather in the caps of the cronies and to waste money.
That rodent in Pennsylvania, no not John Festerman, the one that “predicts” the weather is just as annoying as changing the clocks twice a year. Time to do away with them both.
The two reports of orgasms reminds me of this gem:
A woman goes to the doctor to report that every time she sneezes, she has a very intense orgasm. The Doctor asks if she’s taken anything for it so far. The woman replies “yes, black pepper.”
Re: the Prognosticating Rodent: I read somewhere today that if Meteorologists and Economists swapped jobs, nobody would notice.
“…and in other news, the people who read chicken entrails decide that we’re going to have rain sometime in April.”
That’s about as accurate as any other forecast, and hopefully there’s enough chicken left to fry up and eat.
Pulling out of UN bodies
Frustrated UN bodies could not be reached for comment.