I got a hot date in just two hours. Where the fuck is a car detailer when you really need one?
I understand, Mr Clinton, that fellow democrat royalty, Ted Kennedy, got rid of an awkward date, but that was the sixties. You simply have to keep your cigar humidifiers away from your wife.
um yeah Hillary? yeah the regular place is full, where else can I bring this problem?
Damnit, Christine, not again!
Isn’t it obvious? Trunk Hooker!
“Here’s another fine mess you’ve got us into, Ollie!”
Yeah, like I said, using her pink DeSoto is not going to work. Have Jimmy leave the Town Car in Sal’s Diner’s lot. The supply of Extra Large Plastic bags is still in the Truck, right?
Bill? You’re going to need a new spare for the trunk. This one’s gone past it’s “Best Used By” date.
Hello Mr. Wolf, I have a job for you.
LOL winner.
Ken: “Thats the last time you’ll make fun of my dick, Barbie!!!!!”
wait, you expect me to drive this from some crummy diner in Michigan all the way to Giant’s stadium in New Jersey?
I got a hot date in just two hours. Where the fuck is a car detailer when you really need one?
I understand, Mr Clinton, that fellow democrat royalty, Ted Kennedy, got rid of an awkward date, but that was the sixties. You simply have to keep your cigar humidifiers away from your wife.
um yeah Hillary? yeah the regular place is full, where else can I bring this problem?
Damnit, Christine, not again!
Isn’t it obvious? Trunk Hooker!
“Here’s another fine mess you’ve got us into, Ollie!”
Yeah, like I said, using her pink DeSoto is not going to work. Have Jimmy leave the Town Car in Sal’s Diner’s lot. The supply of Extra Large Plastic bags is still in the Truck, right?
Bill? You’re going to need a new spare for the trunk. This one’s gone past it’s “Best Used By” date.
Hello Mr. Wolf, I have a job for you.
LOL winner.
Ken: “Thats the last time you’ll make fun of my dick, Barbie!!!!!”
wait, you expect me to drive this from some crummy diner in Michigan all the way to Giant’s stadium in New Jersey?
Leave the IUD. Take the boots.