I managed to get hold of an email sent to the White House’s Office of Personnel Management yesterday, and here it is, as sent.
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I managed to get hold of an email sent to the White House’s Office of Personnel Management yesterday, and here it is, as sent.
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6. Just received an envelope to me from DOGE. From what I can see, there is a pink piece of paper inside and I also see security guards with a stack of cardboard boxes walking through the office handing out said boxes to some people. One appears to be headed my way right now. BRB
what these imbeciles are missing is that we can rehire people if we need to. Unfortunately for many, they will not be rehired at all as we discover that they added no value to the government.
Agent Redacted:
Here is the summary score of your Report as forwarded to the Office of Personnel Management:
Field Work – 0%
Feild Support – 0%
Direct Case Work – 0%
Case work Support – 0%
Core Mission Training – 0 %
Range proficiency score — Incomplete – out of Date
Non core staff Meetings – 35%
Non core work at the request or direction of other Agents. 65 %
You are directed to attend ( mandatory ) the general staff meeting to be held in the main auditorium 0700 tommorow.
The left losing its shit over this is nearly beyond parody. I spent the bulk of my professional life on the air in radio. My reply couldn’t have been easier, had it ever been required:
On Monday I did a 10 or so live reads during my show that made the company money. After my air shift, I hopped into a production room and produced a handful of commercials that made the company money. Rinse, wash & repeat Tues-Fri.