Looks like a sign that some redneck won the lottery.
“…and I’ll be in next month for another free tire rotation.”
It’s the biggest purchase the redneck has ever made in his entire life.
Hey, if it is, it’s a redneck with more sense and better taste than the usual Hollywood Rich Twit, with a battery powered ‘supercar’. The pickup and trailer will WORK.
What trailer? That’s a very long 4-axle Suburban!
“You just might be a redneck” if your truck is as long or longer than a stretch limo.
“Don’t come a knockin when this trucks a rockin”
“Keep honking I’m reloading”.
If you drive through a town and see a truck like this parked, you know you are in a place where you have to gather a room full of people to get a full set of teeth.
Party barge, complete with portable hot tub. No big-city pukes allowed.
Sounds like fun, dunnit?
“No low-ball offers! I know what I got!”
New for ‘85, it’s the Dodge ‘Mullet!’ Comes standard with 8-track!
Flatlanders ain’t got nothing like this.
If I DO hit the [insert large jackpot lottery here], I won’t tell anybody. But there will be signs…
The new 2026 Chevy Swayback EV Heavy Duty comes with a detachable three axle battery pack. Run one pack while your spare (available for only $39,999 MSRP) charges at home to be immediately ready for your next adventure.
Preorder one now from your local Chevy dealer for only $129,999 MSRP, fully optioned.
Next week they will be delivering my matching gooseneck travel Trailer. They were delayed by some bridge clearance problems and the connection to the 2nd Trailer wasn’t working well in some of the curves.
Lubbock Limousine
“I’ll see your dually, and raise you a couple.”
I wanna watch someone try to parallel-park that beast.
Easy-peasy. All you need is an entire block’s-worth of empty parking spaces.
When you want to haul everything but ass.
That special limo for your mom just pulled up. They said she can ride in the back.
Looks like a sign that some redneck won the lottery.
“…and I’ll be in next month for another free tire rotation.”
It’s the biggest purchase the redneck has ever made in his entire life.
Hey, if it is, it’s a redneck with more sense and better taste than the usual Hollywood Rich Twit, with a battery powered ‘supercar’. The pickup and trailer will WORK.
What trailer? That’s a very long 4-axle Suburban!
“You just might be a redneck” if your truck is as long or longer than a stretch limo.
“Don’t come a knockin when this trucks a rockin”
“Keep honking I’m reloading”.
If you drive through a town and see a truck like this parked, you know you are in a place where you have to gather a room full of people to get a full set of teeth.
Party barge, complete with portable hot tub. No big-city pukes allowed.
Sounds like fun, dunnit?
“No low-ball offers! I know what I got!”
New for ‘85, it’s the Dodge ‘Mullet!’ Comes standard with 8-track!
Flatlanders ain’t got nothing like this.
If I DO hit the [insert large jackpot lottery here], I won’t tell anybody. But there will be signs…
The new 2026 Chevy Swayback EV Heavy Duty comes with a detachable three axle battery pack. Run one pack while your spare (available for only $39,999 MSRP) charges at home to be immediately ready for your next adventure.
Preorder one now from your local Chevy dealer for only $129,999 MSRP, fully optioned.
Next week they will be delivering my matching gooseneck travel Trailer. They were delayed by some bridge clearance problems and the connection to the 2nd Trailer wasn’t working well in some of the curves.
Lubbock Limousine
“I’ll see your dually, and raise you a couple.”
I wanna watch someone try to parallel-park that beast.
Easy-peasy. All you need is an entire block’s-worth of empty parking spaces.
When you want to haul everything but ass.
That special limo for your mom just pulled up. They said she can ride in the back.
Dank’s Uber arrives.
The epitome of redneck engineering.