How’s this for irony? Brit celeb Lady Victoria Hervey (she of the undeserved fame* and minuscule boobs**) recently decamped Los Angeles for her native Britishland because L.A. “was becoming too unsafe”.
So how’s that working out for her?
Victoria Hervey’s phone stolen by e-bike thief in London
What we used to call “out of the frying pan, and onto the gas ring”… and guess what? She’s decided to move back Over Here.
#Whiplash
*her “fame” comes from the fact that she used to bonk Prince Andrew, back when he preferred women to underage girls.
**as for the boobage, or lack thereof:
Q.E.D.
Hope she can send a wipe command to the phone or lock it. That sucks. Today many people have their lives on their phone.
Looks wise, while she is by no means ugly, she is somewhat cute, but way too skinny. Need some meat on those bones.
England is safe cuz you can’t insult someone online without the stasi showing up at your house.
skeletal remains
Quick. Throw that woman a sandwich!
if you accidentally hit her with the sandwich she might break
Winner of the Miss Famine pagent
That’s like moving from NYFC to Chicago and back. Choose your poison.
Yep, the Lady needs some meat on her bones. I’ll volunteer to take her out for some burgers and fries. Might be interesting.