“Dear POTUS”

Dear President Trump:

As much as I enjoy watching you shrink the federal government, make English the official language of the United States, and strive to help the American people escape the ravenous fangs of the Internal Revenue Service, there are a couple of things you’re also doing which are starting to get up my nose.

Greenland.  Stop talking about annexing Greenland, or colonizing Greenland, or any of that nonsense.  If Greenland is that important to our national security — and I’m willing to accept your arguments in that assertion — then negotiate with Greenland/Denmark/whoever to build a series of military bases there.  They don’t have to be an actual state for this — we didn’t make Germany a state when we were faced with the USSR problem in post-WWII Europe, after all, we just put military bases Over There.  It worked then, and it would work as well with the CCP problem now.

Canada.  It may have been fun to bust Trudeau’s (minuscule) balls about making Canada the 51st state, but that schtick is just getting tiresome.  The plain fact is that while some citizens of Alberta or Saskatchewan may love to be part of the U.S., trying to get Ontario to assimilate would be damn-near impossible because they’re a bunch of screaming socialists, and we have enough of those in California and the Pacific NW already.  Let’s not even start talking about those Francophone morons in Quebec, who insist on the rest of Canada being bilingual — and would probably resist, with violence — any attempts to suppress the French language in government.  The hell with them:  they’re not worth the hassle, and that applies equally to the rest of Canada, especially the “First Nations” scam artists.

Your constant chatter about this silliness is getting counter-productive.  Don’t forget that you were NOT elected to make us a fifty-two state nation;  your electoral mandate is to end socialism in the existing fifty, to get government off our backs, to end the DEI foulness and to Make America Great Again.

America will not become greater by grabbing Canada and Greenland — in fact, the reverse is more likely — so quit talking about it, and don’t even think about doing it.

Respectfully, from one of your most ardent supporters,

9 comments

  1. I think many of these seemingly off the wall ideas are calculated to throw the media and the left into fruitless searches for dirt, meat, and whatever the fuck they pretend to do. While they are all enthralled with the new shinny waste of time, the WH house can get things done and stay many steps ahead of the kids that know nothing.

  2. OMG
    .Thank you!

    You read my mind.
    We have to go on living with these people after 47 retires, and this continued chain jerking needs to stop.
    I’m a supporter of the prez but the continued talk of annexing Greenland is beginning to sound like annexing the Sudetenland and the talk of making Canada the 51st state just sounds utterly childish since any actual practical union would obviously be one of having each Canadian province come in as a state.
    And why in hell would we want at least another 5 Californias, New Yorks, or Masswatwoshitses?

    Historically there were reasons we didn’t just absorb Mexico in 1848 that were strictly based on not upsetting the balance in free state/slave state Senate votes. What would absorbing our dear friends of commie persuasion to the north do in the current environment?

    It’s beneath the office of the POTUS to continue with the rude bombastic campaign jokes because frankly there are too many people too stupid to see them for what they were.
    And I’d be forced to vote AGAINST an administration that started annexing places. The days of American colonial expansionistic chatter should be long dead and buried and countering China and Russia by acting LIKE China and Russia will make me wonder why we wasted the blood and treasure of stomping down socialism for my entire lifetime.

    I’m getting less respectful and supportive over it every time he brings it up.

  3. The USA should keep a closer eye on

    – The Panama Canal

    – Closing the Department if Indoctrination (Education)

    – Prosecuting liberals and RINO’s who help illegals invade and also who violate the rights of US citizens (bullshit anti gun laws)
    Scumbags like Gavin NewSCUM, JB PRICKzter and Maura loves licking Tuna Healey should be charged with treason.

  4. If all you want to do is stir things up with the Canukis, tell them that on July 4th, we’re going to sign the papers transferring ownership of Washington, Oregon, and Michigan to them.

  5. And kick Pam Bondi’s cute little ass to encourage her to start producing some results– the Epstein client lists and the two-weeks overdue report to the President about the Biden regime’s abuse of the Second Amendment come to mind.

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