French city planning at its finest. Must look spectacular and be non functional.
Now we await the development of the baby buggy drone to fly over barriers.
The tech exists to design and install cranes in the center of the intersection to lift baby buggies, wheelchairs, governors of Illinois, or other objects too wide to fit through the gaps above the obstructions. Once the object is high enough to clear the bollards, the crane base could pivot to deposit the object on the desired sidewalk. Think of the lives saved, employment generated, and graft dispensed!
Signage at the upper left says “Malaysia” in two places. Also, the row of flags along the street are either US flags or Malaysian flags. (Malaysia’s flag is very similar to the US flag, with 14 red and white stripes and a blue quarter with sun and crescent.) Malaysia drives on the left.
The neighbors didn’t care for the new reality TV show “Bowling for Bollards.”
The bollards were OK, but they disliked the baby carriage debris strewn about.
I told the lads we had to use up the bollards before the end of the year or we would suffer a buget cut next year. And most of our supervisors were off, on holiday, since it was the end of the year… And the lads just used them up in one place. We’ll fix it, of course. Next year. If we have the budget.
It may be said that putting Clarence, a life time bollard enthusiast, in charge of city planning may not have been the best idea.
Never a fucking angle grinder around when you really need one.
you idiot! those bollards are supposed to be in front of the pubs!!!
French city planning at its finest. Must look spectacular and be non functional.
Now we await the development of the baby buggy drone to fly over barriers.
The tech exists to design and install cranes in the center of the intersection to lift baby buggies, wheelchairs, governors of Illinois, or other objects too wide to fit through the gaps above the obstructions. Once the object is high enough to clear the bollards, the crane base could pivot to deposit the object on the desired sidewalk. Think of the lives saved, employment generated, and graft dispensed!
I think that’s the U.K. or Oz — they’re driving on the left.
Signage at the upper left says “Malaysia” in two places. Also, the row of flags along the street are either US flags or Malaysian flags. (Malaysia’s flag is very similar to the US flag, with 14 red and white stripes and a blue quarter with sun and crescent.) Malaysia drives on the left.
The latest municipal art instalation wasn’t getting as positive a reception as city hall had hoped for.
We’re from the government and we’re here to help.
The Somali “immigrants” are ready to help you fill that stroller.
Exhibit #1 for the defense at the trial of the man accused of murdering the entire city council.
The neighbors didn’t care for the new reality TV show “Bowling for Bollards.”
The bollards were OK, but they disliked the baby carriage debris strewn about.
I told the lads we had to use up the bollards before the end of the year or we would suffer a buget cut next year. And most of our supervisors were off, on holiday, since it was the end of the year… And the lads just used them up in one place. We’ll fix it, of course. Next year. If we have the budget.
You’ve worked for Government / a large corporation before, haven’t you?
When the mayor’s brother-in-law sells bollards.
Bumper pool with baby
If France made Daleks.
I wonder if they survived the earthquake?