I see that POTUS has made his nomination for the position of U.S. Ambassador to South Africa: Brent Bozell.
Now just one cotton-pickin’ minute here, Boss.
I have long been an admirer of the redoubtable Brent, who did such sterling work during the Dark Times (circa the various Obama Administrations), but nowhere in his curriculum vitae have I seen any experience in terms of Africa in general, and South Africa in particular.
I’m sure his intentions are good, mind you, but I think the U.S. is going to need someone with better credentials than Bozell’s to deal with this bunch of “former” terrorists in proper fashion.
I would therefore ask the Senate to vote Bozell down, and force POTUS to nominate someone more experienced. But who?
Well, I have family there, still have extensive business contacts as well, and even met the current Prime Minister some time back. Furthermore, my loathing for apartheid should provide all the credentials that this bunch of homicidal Marxist thugs the South African government might require.
And the Ambassador’s residence / U.S. Embassy happen to be located in a very pretty part of the country, too.
I wouldn’t be too worried about my personal safety, either. Quite apart from my [ahem] own resources, I’m pretty sure that the USMC would be up to the task.
Just a thought.