Oh dear, we have yet another example of SpellChek doing the editing job at a newspaper:
“Vogue Williams flashed her envious physique in a black and white bikini as she took a dip in the ocean in St Barts on Friday.”
The word they were looking for is “enviable” — a physique cannot be envious, only people can be envious — and even “enviable” (worthy of envy) is incorrect:
Nothing to be envious of there, methinks. Now the Irish ex-model’s hubby, on the other hand:
…has better tits than she does.
But all that still doesn’t excuse the crap grammar.
He’s prettier, too, although I don’t think I would do him, even so. Neither would I go to bed with a bicycle, so I guess that leaves them both out.
I’d rather read ten more headlines with grammar problems than have to look at the bone bag Williams again.
If you are insufficiently fluent in the English language to hew to — at the very lowest level — Strunk and White, thank a teacher.
Precisely.
The guy looks like he’s on steroids.
did she leave her tits in her other swimsuit?