Via Sarah at Insty’s place, I followed this link and immediately burst into helpless laughter.
“First they came for Mahmoud Khalil, and I said nothing because I thought it was a damn good idea.”
…and it gets better and better as it goes on. If you missed the “Faux Anguish” link, then go there now, and enjoy. Best thing I’ve read in ages.
I agree. That is fucking hilarious. And true.
There’s some truth behind every joke as the old saying goes. And that’s what makes this hilarious.
Most importantly, please continue with the deportations!
Trump and Homan are giving this country a much needed enema.
that is a wonderful article. Deport all of the illegal aliens. Deport them by the plane load, preferably cargo planes, train load, bus load etc. they can take their crime, disease and self segregation elsewhere. f your home country sucks, then fix it yourselves
I’ll just leave this here, Two Mexican Nationals Charged After 180,000 Rounds of Ammo Found in Their Vehicle. 150 cases of .308 and 30 cases of 7.62mm NATO, to be precise. No further details known except that weren’t here on immigrant visas, so at the very least, they’ll be deported. If they’re associated with one of the cartels or a gang, President Kick-Ass-And-Take-Names Bukele has just the perfect place for them.
Am I the only one who got a semi when reading about all that ammo?
I saw over at Diogenes and damn near spit out my coffee when I read that first line. One for the ages.
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was busy fueling the helicopters.
Are they hiring for Flight Attendants on Air Pinochet?
The rending of garments here is really over the top. Rubio put it best- if they said they were going to do this when they applied for their visa, we’d never have issued it. Mic Drop.
And far as Kilmar Garcia goes – he’s an El Salvadoran. They know how to size him up and decide whether or not he’s a gang member. He had a depuration order, although it was stayed. Like she said – not our circus, not our monkeys.
He is, of course, and example to the others. Get your asses back to the motherland and apply properly, or lose it forever. He’s an example to American women, or at least citizens – make better choices. Hook up with a dude like him and La Migra may come and snatch him away.
Every Mexican I know (they are all legal) looks at that nob and says “tough shit, Charlie”
I hear the cry for “Due Process”, and I think that everyone should know that the Border should be treated the same as my fence-line which states
“KEEP OUT – TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT!”
That’s all the Due Process you rate.
You’re WARNING people now?
Must be getting old and soft.