I think what I love the most about today’s political climate — other than the tsunamis of Liberal tears each day — is the fact that our governing class seems to be immune to childish insults. Here are a few such, of recent memory:
“Trump is an orange-skinned horror!”
His response: wear more fake tan than ever.
“Trump is like the Evil Emperor!” followed by a Photoshop:
Trump supporters: “What’s the last thing a useless federal bureaucrat sees before being tossed out of his office?”
And then there was that time when Rep. Jizzmine “Daisy” Crockett insulted Jim Abbott by calling the paraplegic Texas governor “Hot Wheels”, which led to this appearing on Twatter:
…which in turn resulted in well over a thousand twats asking where they could buy the toy, and a huge climb in his popularity rating in the polls.
Give it up, Lefties. Insults might have worked back in playground days, but we conservatives are largely immune to it now.
Feel free to share this with Pocahantas:
…and Smegel:
…and of course She Who Would Be President:
We’ll just laugh at you for your failed socialist ideas masquerading as a Nude Eel or something.
Is there a Barbie set called Gov Gretchen Whitmer and her Rich Dentist Husband play pack? Comes with two action figures and a yacht for them to ride on while the peasants are told to stay at home.
Another action figure I am waiting for is the Gavin NewSCUM BACKYARD BBQ play set; ya know the one where he goes on about his daily life while the rest of the state is a raging inferno.
Oh and of course can’t forget the Nancy Pelosi action figure with a freezer full of ice cream, expensive boutique ice cream just delivered.
Also Don’t forget to pick up male hooker with a hammer set; while Nancy is away, her husband and a hooker with a hammer will play.
Trump supporters: “What’s the last thing a useless federal bureaucrat sees before being tossed out of his office?”
I wonder if the last 2 things Joe Biden saw before leaving office were:
– His dementia prescription Jill gave him
– Hunter’s baggie of cocaine in the hallway