Mark this day down in your calendars.
“I preferred life before smartphones.” — Madonna
And to the surprise of exactly no one, I agree with her.
Update: Errrrr wait a moment. I just realized that my inadvertent choice of title leads to a dire visual.
Damn. Now I need to get a checkup for STDs.
I prefer smartphones, not least because they keep the money flowing for me.
Customers want smartphone compatibility in their applications, they contract us, I make it for them, I get paid 🙂
I’ve always had admiration for the woman. Here she was, a little monkey-faced girl from nowhere (with nice ta-tas), hanging out in dance classes at the smelly women’s gym in Ann Arbor. One day she says “fuck this noise, I am going to make something of myself” and by god she did. Where she is now aside, the woman has grit.
Yeah, but you still wouldn’t want to sleep with her.
That’s what ball gags are for.