From the inimitable Joe Bob Briggs, trying to explain the LGBTOSTFU phenomenon:
I have a friend who defines herself as trans—actually I should say hirself, not herself, but I’m not exactly sure why—a friend who defines hirself as trans but also lesbian, therefore a biological male who presents as female and dates females and has relationships with females. So a lesbian with a penis, which, if you think about it, is a penis that becomes, in this situation, basically a built-in sex toy—but then again, let’s not go to places known only to the two LGBTQ lovebirds.
If your head is spinning after reading that, then don’t even try to read the rest of his article. Great Caesar’s bleeding hemorrhoids, the world is getting more fucked up by the day. (And don’t try to suggest where the world is getting fucked either, you cisgender heterofascist.)
I had an epiphany reading that quote
“Strap-on” spelled backwards is “no parts”
It seems the Satyricon is both history and prediction.
Release that inner classicist, Fred.
Strange people doing strange stuff is not enough, they just have to keep on turning it up notch by notch to achieve maximum irritation of plain old regular people. Yes, I am capable of defining the difference between strange and regular without a new vocabulary and I don’t want or need to know what their preferences are, just leave old men alone.
I’ve a very good friend who’s transgender. Been transitioning for several years from male to female, and is happily married to a very nice woman.
Don’t know about their sex life, but she (legally by now, and been undergoing the preparatory treatments for several years) is planning on gender reallignment surgery. Originally planned for this year, it’s had to be postponed to probably 2020 or 2021 after undergoing cancer treatment last year.
Some of the nicest people I’ve ever known, the decision to go ahead with the long and arduous process was taken only after years of sessions with psychologists and medical professionals, not the spur of the moment decision that idiots now claim are valid to decide whether you’re a man or a woman.
JFC. Nowadays you can’t tell the players even WITH a program. I swear, they’re doing their damnedest to stand the world on its head. “Celebrate Diversity” has become “Celebrate Diversity Or Else”.
So basically, a heterosexual guy who just wears women’s clothes to increase his chances in today’s whacked out social world. Good on him! Women built a better mousetrap; this guy’s a better mouse.
The struggle is real. I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body
Yesterday, I overheard a passenger in my car (Lyft) refer to a gay guy as a “cis-gay male”.
I guess that’s better than “fucking fag”…
We live in a male / female / fifty shades of mental illness world
I worked with a guy almost 20 years ago (he was a guy, married to a woman, had kids) who claimed that he was a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, because he liked women so much. I kept trying to tell him that that just made him male. It still confuses me.