“Well, you did say you wanted to do it doggy style this time. Can I finish this smoke first?”
Given the painting in the background, I’d call this, ‘Life Imitates Art.’
What you get when you don’t meet the future mother in law until after the wedding.
Don’t ask how I know.
A package deal? I guess you do marry the entire family.
This is gonna take a few six-packs. I will need some flour too.
Yer not allowed to roll them in flour any more.
Battering women is illegal.
Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. What more would a guy want?
What was the third thing that was possible in Merle Travis’s Song? Something about lard?
This is life at 40.
No matter how good she looks now, give her 20 years, 3 kids, 2 divorces, and this is the result.
There’s good beer and there’s cheap beer. This is the reason for cheap beer.
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That’s not a caption. Comment trashed, sorry.
Does this cigarette make my butt look big?
And just like that, Chelsea Clinton decided to run for President.
“Now… where should I get that tattoo?”
She certainly has many more options for placement than shorter or thinner women.
More like “I think I had a tattoo around here somewhere.”
Won’t You Come Home Bill Baily
Won’t You Come Home
I’m Home The Whole Night Long
I’ll Do The Cookin’ Honey
I’ll Pay The Rent
I Know That I’ve Done You Wrong
Remember That Rainy Eve That I Drove You Out
With Nothin But A Fine Tooth Comb
Yes I Know That I’m Too Blame
Ain’t That A Shame
Bill Baily Won’t You Please Come Home
“Lena Dunham feels like she’s been out of the spotlight too long.”
Is there a free-coupon embedded somewhere in that pix for the Brain-bleach we all are screaming for?
Puhlease.
This is the internet, if that bothers you you ain’t been here long and you ain’t gonnna last.
For want of a flensing knife …
Hi – I’m Jiggles Flabeau, and I smoke after sex. Wanna see if you do too?
Hi, I’m Jiggles Flabeau, and I think it’s perfectly normal to squat in my front window… and the neighbors think chucking rotted vegetables at me is perfectly normal, too!
Now, where did I put that remote?
Our latest, strongest emetic. Drug-free, too!
Shamu: “The cigarette is extra.”
John: “Why is the cigarette extra? Why would I pay you to smoke?”
Shamu: “It covers the smell.”
Have you seen my bag of flour?
Not even with yours
You dumb shits, looking down your nose at some good some’thin, hell, one box of wine and she will turn purty, don’t ya know? Jest drink her purty, al was works, don’t ya know?
“Well, you did say you wanted to do it doggy style this time. Can I finish this smoke first?”
Given the painting in the background, I’d call this, ‘Life Imitates Art.’
What you get when you don’t meet the future mother in law until after the wedding.
Don’t ask how I know.
A package deal? I guess you do marry the entire family.
This is gonna take a few six-packs. I will need some flour too.
Yer not allowed to roll them in flour any more.
Battering women is illegal.
Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. What more would a guy want?
What was the third thing that was possible in Merle Travis’s Song? Something about lard?
This is life at 40.
No matter how good she looks now, give her 20 years, 3 kids, 2 divorces, and this is the result.
There’s good beer and there’s cheap beer. This is the reason for cheap beer.
[comment deleted]
That’s not a caption. Comment trashed, sorry.
Does this cigarette make my butt look big?
And just like that, Chelsea Clinton decided to run for President.
“Now… where should I get that tattoo?”
She certainly has many more options for placement than shorter or thinner women.
More like “I think I had a tattoo around here somewhere.”
Won’t You Come Home Bill Baily
Won’t You Come Home
I’m Home The Whole Night Long
I’ll Do The Cookin’ Honey
I’ll Pay The Rent
I Know That I’ve Done You Wrong
Remember That Rainy Eve That I Drove You Out
With Nothin But A Fine Tooth Comb
Yes I Know That I’m Too Blame
Ain’t That A Shame
Bill Baily Won’t You Please Come Home
That’s the longest caption in history.
If only it were put to music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwuePqkQa08 Julie London singing a nice version of this old St. Louis Blues song.
“Lena Dunham feels like she’s been out of the spotlight too long.”
Is there a free-coupon embedded somewhere in that pix for the Brain-bleach we all are screaming for?
Puhlease.
This is the internet, if that bothers you you ain’t been here long and you ain’t gonnna last.
For want of a flensing knife …
Hi – I’m Jiggles Flabeau, and I smoke after sex. Wanna see if you do too?
Hi, I’m Jiggles Flabeau, and I think it’s perfectly normal to squat in my front window… and the neighbors think chucking rotted vegetables at me is perfectly normal, too!
Now, where did I put that remote?
Our latest, strongest emetic. Drug-free, too!
Shamu: “The cigarette is extra.”
John: “Why is the cigarette extra? Why would I pay you to smoke?”
Shamu: “It covers the smell.”
Have you seen my bag of flour?
Not even with yours
You dumb shits, looking down your nose at some good some’thin, hell, one box of wine and she will turn purty, don’t ya know? Jest drink her purty, al was works, don’t ya know?