Well let me be the first….
“Two is one and one is none” It’s always good to have a spare.
“The Doctor, I presume?”
Happy Birthday to You ! Open the closet, I got you a surprise to celebrate your Birthday.
Thanks, Honey, but my birthday’s in October.
” I’m cool with the two of us sharing her, but you should have discussed it with me first.”
OOOOH! A threesome!
All famous minds run in the same gutters.
008: “James must have been here.”
Larry’s plan for a little incest suddenly took a delightful turn.
Is this a portal? Got any more in there?
Oh fer Pete’s sake, Abigail, you know I prefer them with some meat on the bones.
“Dear Penthouse Forum…”
Those lying sacks of crap had me waiting my entire sophomore summer for a VW van full of cheerleaders to break down in front of our house.
Now this is a welcome surprise!
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2020). 100 years makes quite the difference.
Okay, that’s WAY too cultural… winner.
Someone’s been shopping again.
And you’re going to stay in there until you learn the difference between nibbling and biting!
Best birthday present ever!!
As the clock ticks toward midnight in this playful ‘send-up’ of the ‘white after Labor Day’ rule, Esmeralda retires Brittany and welcomes Tiffany ‘into the fold’!
Fortunately, Esmeralda won’t need to miss any ‘male action’ in her all-female play-time… after she up-dated her chandelier with convenient ‘phallic’ bulb-holders!
Esmeralda — seen here in her ‘dapper’ cos-play — designed the upper-wall wainscoting at twice-the-normal height ceiling after an extraordinary experience with recreational mushrooms!
After Esmeralda collected the ‘after Labor Day’ trench from Tiffany, she patiently waited for the rest of the timely ensemble…
Bow chicka bow bow…
In this advertisement by famed furniture seller Laz-E-Boy, they introduce their new eight-person armoire. According to company spokes-models, the fixture will be offered to homemakers unexpectedly hearing their spouses coming home at an ‘inopportune’ time!
Oh BOY!
Thanks honey!
In this extraordinary demonstration of the photag’s rightful place among those claiming the lofty title of ‘artiste’, the chandelier is carefully-placed to reflect the warm glow emanating from Tiffany’s delightful ‘thigh’ region.
Michelangelo, eat your heart out!
Lucy Pevensie finally returns from Narnia.
The moment right before Joe discovers the pair’s birth names are Frank and Richard.
You are a sick man.
Koff, koff, it’s the Covid….
Player 3 has entered the Game!
(Yes, I know – too obvious)
Leroy Jenkins approves.
“I’d like to talk to you about an extended warranty on your new appliances.”
Here, you can hang the coat up next to the hush puppies.
Well let me be the first….
“Two is one and one is none” It’s always good to have a spare.
“The Doctor, I presume?”
Happy Birthday to You ! Open the closet, I got you a surprise to celebrate your Birthday.
Thanks, Honey, but my birthday’s in October.
” I’m cool with the two of us sharing her, but you should have discussed it with me first.”
OOOOH! A threesome!
All famous minds run in the same gutters.
008: “James must have been here.”
Larry’s plan for a little incest suddenly took a delightful turn.
Is this a portal? Got any more in there?
Oh fer Pete’s sake, Abigail, you know I prefer them with some meat on the bones.
“Dear Penthouse Forum…”
Those lying sacks of crap had me waiting my entire sophomore summer for a VW van full of cheerleaders to break down in front of our house.
Now this is a welcome surprise!
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2020). 100 years makes quite the difference.
Okay, that’s WAY too cultural… winner.
Someone’s been shopping again.
And you’re going to stay in there until you learn the difference between nibbling and biting!
Best birthday present ever!!
As the clock ticks toward midnight in this playful ‘send-up’ of the ‘white after Labor Day’ rule, Esmeralda retires Brittany and welcomes Tiffany ‘into the fold’!
Fortunately, Esmeralda won’t need to miss any ‘male action’ in her all-female play-time… after she up-dated her chandelier with convenient ‘phallic’ bulb-holders!
Esmeralda — seen here in her ‘dapper’ cos-play — designed the upper-wall wainscoting at twice-the-normal height ceiling after an extraordinary experience with recreational mushrooms!
After Esmeralda collected the ‘after Labor Day’ trench from Tiffany, she patiently waited for the rest of the timely ensemble…
Bow chicka bow bow…
In this advertisement by famed furniture seller Laz-E-Boy, they introduce their new eight-person armoire. According to company spokes-models, the fixture will be offered to homemakers unexpectedly hearing their spouses coming home at an ‘inopportune’ time!
Oh BOY!
Thanks honey!
In this extraordinary demonstration of the photag’s rightful place among those claiming the lofty title of ‘artiste’, the chandelier is carefully-placed to reflect the warm glow emanating from Tiffany’s delightful ‘thigh’ region.
Michelangelo, eat your heart out!
Lucy Pevensie finally returns from Narnia.
The moment right before Joe discovers the pair’s birth names are Frank and Richard.
You are a sick man.
Koff, koff, it’s the Covid….
Player 3 has entered the Game!
(Yes, I know – too obvious)
Leroy Jenkins approves.
“I’d like to talk to you about an extended warranty on your new appliances.”
Here, you can hang the coat up next to the hush puppies.