News Roundup

Ohnoherewegoagainwithmorenewsthatdoesn’tmatter…

…ehhh, they all look the same anyway.

…yet another benefit of all that asylum-granting to Third World refugees.

…even among animals, there’s Black-on-White violence?

…did AOC just get a quid pro quo from that BJ she gave the old Commie?  I think we should be told.  And on that topic, sorta:

…Ol’ Snoop was probably referring to rum ‘n Coke, but whatever.

…the funeral for Irony will be held tomorrow.

…errr I’m a little confused.  Is that him or her being quoted?

…which will no doubt be added to the “you’re more likely to be shot by someone you know” trope.

…and in other news, the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor yesterday morning.

Biden Just Said He Wants to Ban Handguns
…file under “Stuff we’ve known about for decades”.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    
…probably because she’s sick of getting drunken requests for blowjobs at 3am every morning.

Finally:

Well, I know who the first two are.  But Claire Sweeney?  Who she?

Oh yeah, now I remember.  But those were taken when she was a youngin.  She’s fifty now, so…

Okay, still toothsome.  Carry on.