Over There across the Pond, some people are getting all pissed off because a 300-year-old “shock jock” — apparently the Brit equivalent of Howard Stern [who?] — had the temerity to refer to TV Chef Gordon Ramsey’s plump young daughter, as she was competing in the ghastly “Dancing With Someone Or Other” Brit TV show, as “a chubby little thing”. Here she is in the show, for reference:
Needless to say, all Steve Allen’s LGBTOSTFU co-workers are in a tizzy and want the man fired.
And as if that weren’t enough, some other fatties [not part of the show] are testing the suspension system of the bandwagon by jumping on it, most notably this land whale:
…who invited Allen to “kiss her big juicy arse“. (He won’t, of course, because he’d disappear in those vast wastelands quicker than Scott of the Antarctic.)
And all for telling the unvarnished truth.
Don’t give a flying fig what strange people do on stupid shows and such, change the channel and let the fatty pigs fly, and at the weigh in the Petunia’s get extra points on a logarithmic scale for poundage, kind of like earthquakes.