Or, if you’re of a more “modern” frame of mind:
I believe most gun stores will be open today.
And if you still can’t think of what to buy for yer Missus, take a tip from history:
She’ll love you forever.
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Or, if you’re of a more “modern” frame of mind:
I believe most gun stores will be open today.
And if you still can’t think of what to buy for yer Missus, take a tip from history:
She’ll love you forever.
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Get her a vacuum cleaner; she’ll wish it was a gun.
Merry Christmas, Kim.
That’s really great, the your wife a Hoover for Christmas because they really suck. True story, about 35 years ago when my kids were small we hired a lovely Korean lady to do housework and watch the kids when they came home from grade school.
She was there less than a week when she told us she had a big problem with our Hoover vacuum cleaner. She said, “Hoover no very good, get Electrolux because it have real good suck.” So we did and it did have good suck.
Like their ad used to say, “Nothing sucks like an Electrolux”
On a happy note, Colt is making revolvers again.
That toaster puts me in mind of a Dalek. For the record I am NOT a Doctor Who fanatic but I can recognize tacky industrial design at shooting distances.
Kim, are you trying to get every married man reading this blog killed?