The Kim Award for Honest Speech and Straight Talk goes to Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County FL for this outstanding comment:
People have a right to be safe in their homes… I highly recommend, if a looter enters your home, you grab your gun and you shoot him, you shoot him so he looks like grated cheese.
I bet he drinks straight bourbon with a vitriol chaser.
No doubt some fainting goats will have a problem with his fine suggestion; just nobody on this website.
Grated cheese? Perhaps if you use birdshot but I think swiss cheese would be the right metaphor.
Yup. Right up there with “Breakfast Tacos.”
I’m thinking he’s thinking empty that drum mag….my kinda guy indeed.
Reload your shells with razor blades…lots of them.
We like Sheriff Judd here in Florida. My favorite quote is detailed at this link:
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/sheriff-attributed-suspects-shot-68-times-thats-bullets-true/
I was home on R&R from Iraq when that particular critter got flushed. What caught my eye at the time was the SWAT Team (not sure which county as multiple were assisting) the helo shot from a news team showed one of them had an M-113 APC
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M113_armored_personnel_carrier) that was brushbeating with a SWAT Team behind it… Not exactly what I expected to see with Law Enforcement but Aye, guess that 1033 program has it’s advantages
I had just moved to St. Pete when this happened. Made my Tennessee hillbilly self feel a whole lot better about moving to Florida.
Make sure there’s no body left to be found. Pigs and crabs can help with that.
Saves the police and judiciary a lot of work (and your lawyer too).
Hey, Ma, fire up the back-hoe.
grated cheese would be far too messy.
JQ